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-The new "scene".

Bear kids are usually very calm and relaxed.
THEY NEVER SPEAK OF THE WORD "SCENE".
They derive from a small town in Morris County, New Jersey and love to eat. They're very beautiful, genuine people and they're almost ALWAYS having the best time.

Bear kids can be spotted all over-you just have to have the right eye for them.

Bear kids:
have natural beauty
are always with friends
love to laugh
love life
always do "the pose"
refer to themselves as bear... a lot
have a unique/different style
don't put out
are camera whores
can be spiritual and mystical-but not in a weird way

Lets not leave out the bear poses:

One way to tell a bear kid from any other are thier very distinct poses. Sometimes you will see a bear kid walking around doing the "dinosaur arm". The dinosaur arm only requires one arm and is very simple to do.

The elbow should be pointing downward and the rest of the arm facing up-so its like a "V" an the hand should just be resting.

They do the dinosaur arm because if a camera comes flying by and takes a picture of them, they want to be ready to do thier pose.

Thier camera pose:
Very easy.

The rested hand goes straight up-palms facing forward right next to thier face with thier fingers extended.
-Most of the time they look at thier hand too.
1. "OH EM GE! did you see those bear kids?"

2. "*GASP*!!! holy crap a whole flock of bear kids just walked by!!!"
bear kids by Just Nicole August 19, 2006
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Bear Shower 

When one person shaves all their body hair onto another. Sometimes this can be a sexual activity where one or both partners get satisfaction from the act.
Last night Mike gave me a Bear Shower.
Bear Shower by Kim Mitten December 24, 2008
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Bear Grills 

a bad ass ex british special forces who could kick your ass... at surviving random places except harlem.
I got really drunk at a party and wondered a little to far out and had to think what bear grills would do to get out of this situation.
Bear Grills by hoboslayer January 30, 2008

Bear Helmet 

1.Any form of headware, be it your own hair or a hat, that resembles the pelt of a bear.
2.Anything ugly on your head.
Friend1: Hey bud, does my outfit look good enough to go clubbing?
Bud: GOOD LORD, besides that f@#$ing bear helmet you are wearing.
Friend1: My hair?
Bud: Yes, you retard, you have the worst mullet ever!
Bear Helmet by Richard Goad May 13, 2005

Bear Whisper 

A very quiet fart that occurs when you are sleeping like a bear
Dude, my girlfriend let out a huge bear whisper last night while she was sleeping

Bear Club 

To join the bear club (usually when really drunk) you have to piss in your own mouth then punch yourself in the nuts. The president of the bear club is the person who completes this the most number of times. Thought to have arisen in Canada.
Hobbs: fuck i got wasted last night, but i wasnt as bad as you...
Jacob: why? what did i do?
Hobbs: dont you remember? you joined the bear club...
Bear Club by j-mut July 13, 2010

Bear Wench

A hoe who lies about having to work then fakes and says she no longer has to go to work even though no one could give 2 shits whether she had to work or didn't have to work in the 1st place.
Bear Wench: I can't make it because I have to work for an hour today but leave the door unlocked because there's a good chance I'll be right back because somehow the work I had to do will be cancelled
Bear Wench by Donkz June 28, 2011