Buffeticide

When you over-eat every day at the Asian Buffet, slowly killing yourself with MSG.

That's the fourth time Larry filled his plate today. He'll be dead in a week, poor bastard. His tombstone will read "Buffeticide".

by Lord of the Backstage. February 26, 2011

buffet love

While in Vegas, to be so drunk you have the urge to take your partner on the dirty 12.99 buffet table

I want some buffet love

by vegas182 March 6, 2011

Boffem

Both of them

Friend - “Do you like boys or girls?”

Me- “Boffem”

by paulocoelho_0 February 18, 2019

The Buffet

The food your friends don't eat at a restraunt. To "order the buffet" is to not order food based on the fact that your friends won't finish. Best used at breakfast where the portions are large and the food (pancakes, eggs, hashbrowns) don't box and reheat well.

Friend 1: I'm getting the Hungry Man. What about you?
Friend 2: Think I'm just going to have the buffet.
(to Waitress) Friend 2: I'm fine, thanks.

by Ty Winter March 21, 2007

Band Buffer

Person who performs sexual favors (usually oral) for all band members before live performance in order to settle nerves and anxiety.

My band buffer scaffed their teeth on my shaft, so I grabbed the baby powder and smacked a bitch.

by A NAME THAT WAS AVAILABLE August 12, 2009

discount slut buffet

Just like a slut buffet except cheaper.

A person (usually a woman) who will pretty much do anything and everything to her so-called "dates" for a very cheap price.

You can take her on a date to the dollar movies and not buy popcorn, and she will do anything for you.

Gary: "All I did was buy Tina a ring that cost me 50 cents, and she gave me a b.j!"
Josh: Dude, sweet! She's such a discount slut buffet, isn't she?"

by Pirate_Princess007 September 8, 2010

BFFEAEAA

Best friends forever and ever and always

Hey Shannon you're my BFFEAEAA.

by Punkgi February 29, 2008