batting 100

Batting 100 is when you are NOT doing perfectly, and so you are "Batting 100" as in baseball, where you would be batting 1000. Life isn't baseball, get over it, its just a metaphor.

"Man, I can't get anyone to bring me sushi.. I'm batting 100 today!"

by Corrin McCallen June 30, 2008

lady batter

A woman's love juice created during the state of arousal

She got so excited she squirted her lady batter for metres.

by Betty May 13, 2005

Bathen Apes

Bathen Apes = types of shoes (brand)

CRANK THAT SOLJA BOY SONG

i got me "Bathen Apes"

Bathen Apes ARE lame glossy stupid shoes also known as the titanic peenor

by mr.Presidentobama November 26, 2007

womb batter

Substance produced by the testes.

I went cock n balls deep inside her and unleashed a torrent of womb batter all up inside her.

by Hato Hammer March 8, 2007

Pancake Batter

the thick, tary shit left on the upper portion of a toilet bowl even after the toilet has been flushed.

Dude . . . you should have seen the pancake batter I left behind at that McDonalds.

by Master of Girth April 4, 2003

man batter

joy juice, facial cream, man milk, letche

I once added man batter to my girlfriends cookies... I hope she enjoyed them.

by Negativeion July 1, 2003

fanny-batter

vaginal secretions prduced when a woman becomes sexually aroused...

i'm tellin ye man, she was wantin it bad - fanny-batter was flyin all over the room!!

by red wine bitch January 3, 2003