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Cathy Bates from Misery

To drag down a loved one for your own personal gain, as did Cathy Bates in the movie "Misery".
Damn girl, you told Ben you were pregnant so he'd stay with you? That's some straight up Cathy Bates from Misery shit!
by 0/0\0 August 9, 2008
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Genlo Bates

An advanced form of Genlo only acquired by 10 years of Genlo-ism. Tends to enjoy late night walks on the beach and being called Master Bates by his "little people" in his basement.
"No Masta Bates. I need to feed my family."

OR

"Genlo Bates, you are under arrest for 28 counts of child molestation."
by Genlo's Ride April 14, 2009
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Village Bath

When a group of family members take a bath together to avoid wasting water.

Both brothers and sisters bathe together and share a bathroom with eachother.

It's a group of poor kids in dirty bathwater taking a bath together in a room the size of a closet.
Mama Sherly screamed get in the bath kids, it's time for your monthly village bath.
by bjshhssh August 1, 2010
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hillbilly bath

boiling large amounts of water to add to water in the bath to have warm enough water to bathe. Used when one's hot water heater is broken.
My deadbeat landlord won't come to fix my water heater so I have to take a hillbilly bath.
by PuckBker November 10, 2010
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Chinese Bath-house

a house full of horny gay nudist's. usually involving at least 10 or 11 people.
Dave: Man, my apartment complex just turned into a Chinese bath-house.

Homosexual male: Hey, wanna come to my Chinese bath-house? its gonna be a riot!

Chuck: my room-mate just turned our dorm into a Chinese bath-house
by KaSplosion November 26, 2011
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Salsa Bath

Noun, Verb, Adjective, etc.

Widely usable and applicable, the term Salsa Bath has not but one definition, but rather, defines itself based on contextual implications.

More specifically, salsa bath is an expression of shock, dismay, disbelief, excitement, horror, disgust, interest, boredom, exhaustion, enthusiasm, enlightenment, animosity, arousal, beguilement, satisfaction, outrage, and/or commitment.

This list could continue into infinity, as various uses of the term present themselves in the contextually relevant metaverse.
"I got a real salsa bath at the book store this semester."

"That concert last night was one hell of a salsa bath!"

"Dude, have you seen her in a bathing suit? Salsa bath!!"

"That guy is a total jerk; his whole life is one big salsa bath."

"Took a shower this morning... salsa bath!"

Person 1: "Want to come to the Devo concert tonight?"
Person 2: "Can't, have to work until 3 am."
Person 1: "Ahh, salsa bath."

"I can't believe the NDAA, what a salsa bath!"

"The Occupy Movement took a real salsa bath this winter."

Person 1: "Dude, I'm actually going to fill a claw-foot tub with Pace Picante this weekend and take a fucking salsa bath!"
Person 2: "Alright, salsa bath!"

Person 1: "Did you hear? The federal government now has the power to incarcerate any individual indefinitely without trial."
Person 2: "Salsa... Bath..."

"My English class this semester is a real salsa bath."

"I'm thinking about coming by your studio and checking out your little salsa bath project."

Person 1: "Dude, this place wreaks of milk soda."
Person 2: "Salsa bath?"

"Last night I finally got lucky with Tiffany... Salsa bath."

Person 1: "Dude, Frank slept with my girlfriend, Tiffany!"
Person 2: "Aww man, salsa bath!"
Person 1: "Yeah, he's gonna get a fucking salsa bath to the face next time I see him."

Buddha: "A jug fills drop by drop."
Disciple: "Salsa Bath."

"Sometimes life just seems like one salsa bath after another."

"The federal government is just one, big salsa bath."
by Triivlerackasaurus Rex February 7, 2012
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piggie bath

shooting cum on your partner's toes
I gave her a piggie bath before she put on her heels.
by DMind July 12, 2012
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