Noun and verb. A dogging site (outdoor sex venue) or the act of visiting a spot where dogging takes place.
Noun example: Friday night again! I know, I'll mug a couple of old ladies to pay for a greasy lamb donor and a 6-pack of Special Brew then I'll bury my bone at the local Bark and Ride on my way home.
Verb example: Let's bark an' ride, bitch! Sniff, sniff ..woof, woof!
Verb example: Let's bark an' ride, bitch! Sniff, sniff ..woof, woof!
by Patrick Staton, Guildford, UK March 2, 2011
Get the Bark and Ride mug.An excuse for anything, whether someone lost in a game or did something stupid, it can be used whenever. No dogs have to be present nor does anything play part in the mishap, it is simply a phrase meant to be used when you want to make an excuse or a defense for something. Originated from Simi Valley
John: I wrecked you in basketball! You suck!
Nico: The dogs were barking! That was it!
John: Mhm sure they were!
Greg: Haha how did you trip on that rock?
James: The dogs were barking, so I didn't see it!
Nico: The dogs were barking! That was it!
John: Mhm sure they were!
Greg: Haha how did you trip on that rock?
James: The dogs were barking, so I didn't see it!
by PandaQ00 November 13, 2011
Get the The Dogs Were Barking mug.A day of shopping for toys, treats and presents for your dog on the day after Thanksgiving or any Friday. Black Friday, black friday, bark friday, shopping, pets, dogs, puppies, chew toy bone
by joecoolthefool November 25, 2018
Get the Bark Friday mug.A Bark Dum is a self-centered, edgy teenager, likely a know-it-all. Often maintains a snarky or bitter attitude.
Bark Dum
you have like
a roll20 thing
and i can't be arsed to not message you directly
McDiamond
I do have a roll20 thing, yes
Bark Dum
oh you just burst online
i didn't expect a reply until hours later
McDiamond
Im sneaky like that ;)
Bark Dum
okay so
i might be willing to either be a player or a dm
depending on a few questions
McDiamond
Ok, go ahead
Bark Dum
how strict are your rules on encumberance, character needs, etc?
for example a man cannot live two weeks without food, but i am able to suspend my disbelief because that's how games work
i could've worded that better
hopefully you get what i tried to say
McDiamond
Yeah sure, I can too. Personally i dont really care about encumbrance unless its obvious things like putting an elephant in your pocket
Bark Dum
like
food
do you make characters need food?
or is it like
a little flavor thing
to boost muh imershunz
McDiamond
Food is like, whatever, flavor in my opinion
Im not the dm though
Bark Dum
i thought you were?
or are you going to be one of the players
and you're hoping volunteer dms will come
McDiamond
Nope, I arranged a roll20 page to get a group to play with and a dm... we HAVE a dm, but its not me.
Bark Dum
Ah
I assume they share similar opinions on those topics
you have like
a roll20 thing
and i can't be arsed to not message you directly
McDiamond
I do have a roll20 thing, yes
Bark Dum
oh you just burst online
i didn't expect a reply until hours later
McDiamond
Im sneaky like that ;)
Bark Dum
okay so
i might be willing to either be a player or a dm
depending on a few questions
McDiamond
Ok, go ahead
Bark Dum
how strict are your rules on encumberance, character needs, etc?
for example a man cannot live two weeks without food, but i am able to suspend my disbelief because that's how games work
i could've worded that better
hopefully you get what i tried to say
McDiamond
Yeah sure, I can too. Personally i dont really care about encumbrance unless its obvious things like putting an elephant in your pocket
Bark Dum
like
food
do you make characters need food?
or is it like
a little flavor thing
to boost muh imershunz
McDiamond
Food is like, whatever, flavor in my opinion
Im not the dm though
Bark Dum
i thought you were?
or are you going to be one of the players
and you're hoping volunteer dms will come
McDiamond
Nope, I arranged a roll20 page to get a group to play with and a dm... we HAVE a dm, but its not me.
Bark Dum
Ah
I assume they share similar opinions on those topics
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Get the Barks mug.Another name for a 2 litre bottle of cider. Seems to have originated in Northern Ireland. Usually drunk by underage drinkers who can't afford anything else to drink.
by Limbodancer November 4, 2018
Get the bark buster mug.A bark is a professional and highly expeirienced swimming coach. Bark comes from the moment you are competiting with someone in a race and the coach usually makes a sound close to a “bark” to tell you to start swimming.
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