Barbie

1) a tiny doll who has the perfect body, but if you take those attributes and put them on a real woman, she looks disgusting with a long neck and a thin waste. has a perfect boyfriend, and a perfect little sister, a number of movies and merchindise

2)slang for barbeque

me: no other doll
would get their very own range
of school books
than barbie

by hippooo April 12, 2008

Shrimp on the barbie

Alright fucken listen here bud. If u think us Aussies say ‘throw a shrimp on the barbie’ YOUR FUCKEN WRONG. WHAT THE FUCK IS A SHRIMP. For your information it’s called a “prawn”. Get that through your thick skull cunt

Non Australian:”let’s throw a few shrimp on the barbie?”
Yeh mate Aussie:“ fucken nah Let’s cook some fucken prawns mate I’m starving”

by @pornhub? February 17, 2019

Harlem Barbershop

the act of having your haircut naked + your hair falls into your pubic hair, and later that day, when you take a shower, u think your pubic hair is falling off

I recalled my Harlem BarberShop when i passed the bathroom.

by if-u-lick-my-butthole April 6, 2009

barbie girl

A dumb but attractive woman whose only decent use is for sex. Usually dresses like a slut and can be found staring with a puzzeled look at bus schedules.

That barbie girl deserves to be treated like a used wet plastic fuck-doll.

by Kyle April 14, 2003

barbie

Barbie is a plastic doll made by mattel.
She has shown no morals, no values, and has posioned the minds and lessened the self esteam of our young girls since the 1930's.

Let us review.

1. Girls believe they must have a TINY waist like this doll, because, barbie is the perfect girl, correct?
2. Girls belive they must have large breasts, because, barbie is the perfect girl, correct?
3. Girls believe they MUST be blonde, preppy, and popular to have any hope in their lives.
4. Girls belive boyfriends must be Ken-like or that-new-surfer-guy-like.
5. If barbie is so DANG popular. why do you have to BUY her friends?

Barbie should NOT be the "standard" for our young girls.

Girl 1 :Hey!!! Lets play barbies!
Girl 2 :Uh.. i'd rather not.. im reading Harry Potter.
Girl 1 :You're such a freak
Girl 2: O.o

Girl 1 will go nowhere in life.

by vicvic30 December 16, 2008

attentionwhore barbie

a girl who is tall, blond, and always has to be the center of attention. usually wears pink and/or calls anyone who wears black a freak to make themselves look better

see: Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton: Look at me! I'm blond and much richer than you! Anyone who wears black is a freak!!

Goth Kid: Fucking attentionwhore barbie.

by GrenadeJumper August 3, 2006

Australian barbecue

The repeated use of a Taser on an aboriginal person by a member of the Australian police.

Did you see that video of the Perth police having an Australian barbecue?

They shot him thirteen times!

by tommy achinghead October 7, 2010