backpack

Someone that rides as a pillion on a motorcycle.

Bob: "Hey, are you taking Emma with you on your motorcycle?"
Marley: "No, I already have Juliette as my backpack."

by TwoWheelTit May 13, 2024

Backpack Spoon

An alternative terminology to the traditional "big spoon" and "little spoon." Couples who argue over spooning positions may use this without disregarding convention if the smaller partner feels more comfortable cuddling from behind, with "backpack" implying that someone smaller would be strapped around the bigger partner as if they were a normal sized backpack, which is typically smaller than the individual.

Partner 1: Can I be the small spoon tonight? You always make me the big spoon and it feels wrong, ok?
Partner 2: No honey it's ok. You're the backpack spoon.

by redditgod November 4, 2024

backeatomy

A complex procedure intended to adjust and align one’s back to make it feel like new.

After suffering intense back pain, Joey yelled out to the heavens begging for relief, screaming “Lord, if you’re listening, HELP!” He then had an idea to contact his doctor, who suggested he get a backeatomy.

by Dr. Samson Simpson January 17, 2025

Backpack Kid

A kid with a special education services designation on their profile screen.

"Did you just see what that kid did?
Well, yeah, but he's a backpack kid, so it fits."

by anonymous February 17, 2025

Backpack boy

A guy who uses you for a place to live comes with only a backpack and an Xbox

Yeah girl , I thought he loved me turns out he was just a backpack boy.

by Fryingpanfryingpan March 16, 2025

Backwater

Referring to a person or location that is rural and/or considered trashy.

If that backwater hick you call a husband doesn't quit siphoning gas out of my car, i'm tipping off CPS about y'alls malnourished, crack-addicted baby.

by NightSteak9 April 7, 2025

Backpack Kid

A short and annoying person that runs around school with a backpack which is disproportionately large for their size.

“Lmao bro, Aleks was such a fucking backpack kid in middle school”

by Lobster Money May 23, 2025