Me: Doctor I think I have... Autism
Doctor: Yeah, I know, you do since the first day you came to my clinic.
Doctor: Yeah, I know, you do since the first day you came to my clinic.
by TimmySuckey January 27, 2025

The condition upon which one sits on the toilet until their butt turns numb. This condition can travel down your legs if untreated, leaving you with temporary paralysis and unable to avoid all the people you’ve pissed off by hogging the bathroom.
Matt: Where the hell were you and why you walking funny?
Dan: He was in the shitter for an hour and didn’t wash his hands.
Joel: I got butt autism and I need a place to lie down
Dan: He was in the shitter for an hour and didn’t wash his hands.
Joel: I got butt autism and I need a place to lie down
by superdada May 8, 2018

Danish Panther (a morbidly obese burger lover) thought that asking a group of bodybuilders what drugs he should use to lose weight would be a good idea. Somehow shocked that he was instead roasted for being a lazy fuck, he spent the rest of his time making up stories about being a spec ops super soldier, becoming fatter all the while. I think he might have autism.
by 0 pounds down January 18, 2024

by BowieePOP January 16, 2024

When someone's speech is so non-sense that you could catch the bull***t leaving their mouth as liquid autism.
A:"My name jeff XD"
B:"Dude what are you talking about"
C:"Don't mind him he's just spitting liquid autism"
B:"ok bye".
B:"Dude what are you talking about"
C:"Don't mind him he's just spitting liquid autism"
B:"ok bye".
by MaxPare July 12, 2017

by Bamsefar69 January 27, 2018
