Ashley is a name to be reckoned with. She goes by the codename "banana" and she can destroy any fruit in its way. She has a jubilant personality and she's an amazing friend. She's great to have at parties too, probably! She's awesome, talented, and simply bonkers sometimes. Melons and apples alike, have a great time online with her online.
by applemanthingy August 28, 2017
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Ashley’s current position: a licensed Captain of the Pristina ship on a soap opera ‘General Hospital’. She plays Parker Forsyth, a hottie hawt professor who falls in love with her student Kristina Corinthos-Davis(-Forsyth), played by Lexi Ainsworth. Whenever the two appear on screen together Twitter breaks, fangirl ovaries explode, nobody’s tits are calm and we all cry macaroni.
Ashley’s special skills include:
-hairporn: her hair deserves to be credited in films and tv shows for its performance
-eyesex with co-stars: Ashley’s look will get you pregnant, even if you’re a dude
-her voice: is an ASMR eargasm
-her smile: is so sweet it gave me diabetes
Parker may have drawn our attention…but Ashley kept it. Cuz…she dat ql.
Ashley’s current position: a licensed Captain of the Pristina ship on a soap opera ‘General Hospital’. She plays Parker Forsyth, a hottie hawt professor who falls in love with her student Kristina Corinthos-Davis(-Forsyth), played by Lexi Ainsworth. Whenever the two appear on screen together Twitter breaks, fangirl ovaries explode, nobody’s tits are calm and we all cry macaroni.
Ashley’s special skills include:
-hairporn: her hair deserves to be credited in films and tv shows for its performance
-eyesex with co-stars: Ashley’s look will get you pregnant, even if you’re a dude
-her voice: is an ASMR eargasm
-her smile: is so sweet it gave me diabetes
Parker may have drawn our attention…but Ashley kept it. Cuz…she dat ql.
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An amazing, silly, hilarious friend. She is obsessed with some weird things that some of her friends do not like. An all-round incredible person.
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Get the Ashley mug.A manipulative bitch who uses musical.ly too much and it's not like they're good either...they rlly suck. She's an asian cunt who shaves her pussy with chopsticks. Her head is a literal square..and she's still somehow failing math class. She's an absolute thot faced whore who'll never have a man bc she's too petty for anyone ever to handle without needing to hit a juul every 8.2 seconds. Also never tell her any secrets, especially who you like bc she's spread the word as far as she wants to spread her legs...but like I said, she'll never get a dick..and thus, never get a man :)
Ashley's the worst.
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Get the brown ashley mug.is the girl of my dreams i love her with my whole heart i would do anything for her. she is beautiful smart a little short but that doesnt matter to me and i wish i could spend more time with her
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