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aggressive shrimp

A term referring to an insecure man with a small ego and an even smaller... well, you know. This individual compensates for his shortcomings by belittling women, showcasing a regrettable blend of toxicity and an unsuccessful quest for validation.
Person A: "Did you see Jake talking down to Sarah again?"
Person B: "Yeah, classic Aggressive Shrimp move. His insecurities are showing, and it's not impressing anyone."
by MaxEightFive January 6, 2024
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Aggressions

I just popped some aggressions jit, let's get activated
by Peenpeenerson February 2, 2024
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Aggressively useless

When someone or something is so devoid of any redeeming value you can't believe it's not intentional.
I'm trying real hard not to hate my son-in-law, but the kid's aggressively useless.
by THX1180 December 2, 2023
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Aggressive Fat

When someone is fat but not conventionally fat, more of an active and faster moving fat person.
"Look it's Lenny from Ice Age and Reece, they are both are aggressive fat."
by Lennyfromiceage April 28, 2024
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aggressive monogamy

A type of monogamy, practiced by swingers - who are trying to hide the fact that they are swingers - because they built their entire persona around being in a traditional monogamous relationship.
He kept saying that he was practicing aggressive monogamy, while his wife was in the bedroom getting railed by his best friend.
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Aggressively throbbing dick

An aggressively throbbing dick is the male genital shaking aggressively.
Kid that lives down the road: Whats a aggressively throbbing dick?
Man: When you make you silly little penis shake aggressively.
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aggressively nice

a person who acts friendly towards others with an unnecessary aggressive demeanor and/or force
"Bob is so aggressively nice, he literally force-feeded me a bunch of cucumber soup, and then proceeded to grab me by the neck and shoved a toothbrush in my mouth and started brushing my teeth!"
by Goot_63 September 7, 2024
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