when you bust a massive nut on a girls face running from the top of her forehead, over the nose, and across the lips, as if you flung a spaghetti noodle at her from across the room . may also lie diagonal across the whole of the face .
guy: wow girl i just emptied my balls on your face .
Girl: (wiping face) yeah you really flung that spooge noodle.
Girl: (wiping face) yeah you really flung that spooge noodle.
by riddler256 August 6, 2011
Get the spooge noodlemug. John, "I'm heading to the house party with Kate's tall friends, she's actually 6'5" when she stands up straight."
Julie, "Have fun enjoying the noodles."
Julie, "Have fun enjoying the noodles."
by Monkey Shoulder June 8, 2013
Get the Enjoying the noodlesmug. A guy with really skinny legs that gets all the booty and likes to play instruments just like he plays with girls.
by lemmeruptureyopussy69 April 14, 2017
Get the Noodle Guymug. the feeling of deep regret and exhaustion one gets after eating too many oily takeaway Chinese noodles.
Angus: I'm going to get the large veg noodles
Steve: Don't do it! You know you're gonna have noodle regret.
Steve: Don't do it! You know you're gonna have noodle regret.
by veggiesaurus November 3, 2011
Get the noodle regretmug. by teachonmars January 21, 2019
Get the Sweater Noodlesmug. When a male becomes too intoxicated to achieve a "full mast" erection (resembling a limp noodle), but still attempts to make sexual contact with a female counterpart who is also intoxicated.
Scott was so hammered last night at his fraternity's formal, he tried to Noodle Smash me but it didn't work - so he fell asleep sitting up.
by theblondebomber April 29, 2009
Get the Noodle Smashmug. by bojzzle July 8, 2010
Get the Bland noodlesmug.