dog of a man

When a man does something disgusting like farting a wafting it at you thinking he's funny. Means like rank.

Eaur you dog of a man

by TheMansWifey May 1, 2018

dog on a kabob

1: is that how you spell kabob?
2: YUM
3: i just heard this while listening to something

______: they can have their dog on a kabob
me: IM GONNA LOOK THIS UP ON URBAN DICTIONARY HA

by omegachickennugger December 22, 2020

Dog in a Hayfield

Lost or confused

"This test is so hard. I feel like a dog in a hayfield"

by Timoty_Dexter June 15, 2022

dog on a mission

Halfway between doggy style and missionary. (Partner lays on side).

My position is “dog on a mission”

by Faxboi.com January 22, 2023

Dog in a Cat

When a dogs cums inside of a cat and it makes a hybrid cat-dog

I saw a Dog in a Cat! what the hell

by PabloOzuna3219487436543970632 March 17, 2023

Dog with a placenta

Bitch

The way you can call a female human a bitch without being vulgar
If anyone ever refers to you as a dog with a placenta chances are they are calling you a bitch on the under this dog with a placenta

This dog with a placenta is trying to get me to sleep

by 916kayte May 30, 2023

dog with a placenta

BITCH the definition of a bitch is a female dog, only female dogs have placentas.

This dog with a placenta is trying to get me to lay down and sleep.

by 916kayte May 30, 2023