U only have one butt cheek
by Pooplicke August 04, 2016
the most knowledgeable part of a NAVY S.E.A.L.s career the moment he returns from his first deployment when he now knows everything about being a S.E.A.L. and needs zero fucking guidance from anybody at all regardless of their rank or experience level.
Thank god we got so many fucking one platoon wonders. telling us what we do. it is just impossible to think how we ever fought the war without them. Lets all grow beards never cut our hair and tell the C.O. to go fuck himself. It must be the right thing to do I mean thats what the one platoon wonders want.
by captain fucko January 24, 2010
When someone is just sitting there doing absolutely nothing, or next to nothing (e.g., doing something so useless they might as well be doing nothing). Just thinkin', wondering what to wear.
*playing Left 4 Dead with a couple of friends and a bot, when suddenly I'm downed*
Bot: *standing over me, doing nothing, and definitely not reviving me*
Me: "Bot, please—what the hell is it doing, man?"
Friend: "He's wondering what to wear."
Bot: *standing over me, doing nothing, and definitely not reviving me*
Me: "Bot, please—what the hell is it doing, man?"
Friend: "He's wondering what to wear."
by fish_dicks March 02, 2023
To wonder why something happens to you and not Lucas or Lucas is given something that you didn't get.
1) Charles: "They follow Lucas everywhere."
Jimmy: "I wonder why they do that."
2) Alice: "She just gave Lucas a piece of gum."
Jessica: "I wonder why she does that."
3) Li: "I wonder why I get in trouble for talking and not Lucas."
lucas
Jimmy: "I wonder why they do that."
2) Alice: "She just gave Lucas a piece of gum."
Jessica: "I wonder why she does that."
3) Li: "I wonder why I get in trouble for talking and not Lucas."
lucas
by Anonymous210 May 11, 2011
n: the erect state of woman's (now man) penis.
origin: when a woman decides she no longer desires to be a woman and gets a sex change, her vagina becomes mangled and turns into an origami penis. The only way for it to get hard is for it to fill up with "her" pussy juices
origin: when a woman decides she no longer desires to be a woman and gets a sex change, her vagina becomes mangled and turns into an origami penis. The only way for it to get hard is for it to fill up with "her" pussy juices
When Jason took Lashonda home after dinner for a night of passion, he was shocked when he pulled her moist panties off to be staring down the barrel of her Juicy Wonder Dick
by GoobleGobble1ofus May 21, 2015
The one inch wonder is a wang that is 1 inch. It's not as good as the 2 inch tornado, but it beats the half inch disaster, but then again, it will never beat the quarter inch killer.
Hey look at that kid with his one inch wonder acting all cool and shit, he wished he had the quarter inch killa.
by quarter inch killaz r c00l yo January 10, 2006
a person of Italian descent that has completely assimilated to the suburban way of life, thus meaning he doesn't know how to take care of business
by eddie balls June 15, 2004