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wired

a form of bdsm involving electrostimulation and sometimes bondage
i wired that babe and she came like the nile...
by d00d October 2, 2004
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Wired

Used to describe an all natural waffle infused with 200mg of caffeine. An energy snack released in the US in the 3rd quarter of 2011 by Kokopelli Holdings in Seattle Washington.
I ate a Wired Waffle for breakfast and I am ready to play Call of Duty all night long.

A Wired Waffle has the caffeine content of 2 1/2 Red Bulls.
by Wired Wyatt December 29, 2011
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wired

I was holding wired aces, so I called his pre-flop bet.
by Coell May 14, 2005
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Widescreen forehead

To have a large forehead width and smaller forehead height.
That new rapper drake is really cute but he kinda has this widescreen forehead thing going on.

Darn my mother for passing this widescreen forehead of hers. I mean it's not very tall it's only 3 inches eyebrow to hairline. But it's like my side burns begin at the back of my head.
by J-Breezey August 24, 2009
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coochie wipes

wet wipes solely reserved to wipe the female genitalia.
no tissue??? hand me some "coochie wipes"
by pink monkey with a banana October 16, 2008
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sweat wipes

When you are sitting in a hot ass porto-potty that is baking in the scorching hot sun and the sweat off your back is running down your ass crack, your ass full of sweat turns your toilet paper wad into a wet wipe when you go to wipe your ass.
Q: Arthur, is your bunghole feeling fresh after that deuce you just dropped?

A: Why yes, Theresa, yes indeed. It was so damn hot in that fucking portable toilet that I was gifted with sweat wipes to freshen my ass! Now may I please receive that BJ you offered me this morning for raking the leaves?
by Dr.FartScientist June 13, 2017
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winese

Similar to Wapanese, but this person thinks he or she is Chinese.

Symptons are:

1. Storing weapons in your closet, owning a sword, and/or taking martial arts classes

2. Playing Dynasty Warrios WAY too much

3. Wearing shirts with random Chinese symbols

4. Can be dangerous when they think they know what they're doing with the weapons
That winese almost smacked me with his comas!
by Andy August 28, 2004
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