Copy and paste wedding

A copy and paste wedding is a wedding you attend that looks like every detail was copy and pasted from the internets.

Oh my! Courtney and Mikes wedding had such a copy and paste wedding!

by Butyes0711 February 15, 2020

Wedding Jiesus

When you die the night before your buddies wedding from alcohol poisoning, but are magically resurrected from THE GRAVE the next day and successfully perform all your duties.

Holy crap, that dude wearing those sunglasses carrying that jug of water and a bag of tacos drank a bottle of scotch last night, and yet he’s still made it to the wedding, and is now (for some crazy reason) in charge of parking cars. That dude is a wedding jiesus.

by BaconRainey October 19, 2021

wedding wrights

Wedding wright are something people say during dirty talk to their partners while getting intimate with one another.

“I’m gonna use my wedding wrights.” He said to his wife.

by Im_tired404 December 10, 2023

ES weddings

where two popular (for no reason) es users get together for a e-wedding.
possibly the most awful thing you'll ever see.

user 1: hey did you see those ES weddings by shoki and eren?
user 2: yeah that shit is so cringe, im not going.

by mewkoz April 21, 2022

Carnation Wedding

When two straight men or women get married to be perceived as being in a same sex relationship.

I know Tom and Dave are married but they're both really flirty with women, almost like a carnation wedding.

by GangsterRapperBigCheeseMcGee August 26, 2025

New England Wedding

A 'New England Wedding' is a wedding held on a either a Friday evening or any night other than Saturday in order for the person's financing the wedding to receive a discount. Most commonly the wedding is held at a venue beyond the ordinary budget of the wedding. Hosts of 'New England Weddings' are bad people devoid of empathy due to the necessity of their guests to take a day off work to attend the event. In sort the hosts expect their guests to subsidize their event through lost wages so that they can receive a discount. I wedding gift is not necessary at this sort of wedding due to the monies lost due to the host's frugality.

Nicole and Chase had a decided to have their wedding at the Four Season's on a Friday night because it was more affordable, when they should have rented out the pavilion behind they VFW as their budget dictated. All their guests judged them for having a New England Wedding.

by RiccardoFace July 27, 2021

wedding stream

A stream of diarrhea portrayed virtually over Microsoft Teams.

"have a wedding stream to attend"

by testabc123! June 10, 2021