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walking on air

1. Happily drunk.

2. So happy as to be almost delirious; in a pleasant daze.
1. While Sarah was walking on air, she sang a completely stupid song.

2. When I found out my parents were getting me a kitten for Christmas, I was walking on air for the rest of the day.
by MissionDoll November 23, 2004
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walking on water

doing something extravagant that others would never expect of you
Oh he was really walking on water over this weekend
by oldxwise November 13, 2013
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washington pennsylvania

Washington Pennsylvania, home of Washington and Jefferson college or W&J. You can tell there used to be money here due to the big old houses. However the money has mostly drained away. Replacing the money and the wealthy is whores, crack ,heroin and its junkies and the primarily dark skinned gangster type drug dealers. It has a very diverse population of rednecks/white trash in their trailors, ghetto people, college kids and blue collar guys. It has recently had an influx of natural gas wells and workers making the rent there way higher than it should be. It has a really cool historical haunted hotel there though. Also due to the drugs ever so prevalent there and in the region there is a whole bunch of rehabs and halfways houses. On sundays there is nothing opened, if you want anything besides fast food, convenience stores and the local grocery store forget about it. Also if you drive through watch out for deer.
The worst place I ever lived was Washington Pennsylvania
by jdog 4128 April 15, 2016
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jay walking

When you cross a street and you are not suppouse to, can be in the middle of a block or in red light.
I don't do jay walking in that street, is very dangerous.
by agrokrutoi August 16, 2009
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Washingtonville

A town in New York that no one knows about. Other than being the tiniest town in history, it is full of bored teenagers who spend their lives doing absolutely nothing but walking around pointlessly and not having lives. If you ever move there, prepare for boredom.
Girl 1: im bored today.
Girl 2: oh, lets walk around washingtonville.
Girl 3: how will that help?
by someone with no life August 28, 2007
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Wanking machine

A device used to auto-masturbate an individual to climax. A combination of the words wanking - to masturbate, and machine - an automated device.

Usually describing a device for male use, wanking machines have been in use since the late second century BC. Archimedes} is thought to have designed a water-powered machine which he used to pleasure himself. Later examples have been found in medieval Arabia, where Suliman the Magnificent ownde one of the first horse-powered devices on record.

With the coming of the Industrial Revolution the Wanking Machine became a far more powerful contraption. Stevenson designed a steam-powered device that could auto-masturbate several gentlemen at one time. Emily Pankurst struck a blow for womens rights when she had the first electric dildo installed in her home. Sir Arthur Conan Doyle was involved in a near disaster when the great Wanking Machine at Kew Gardens exploded and killed several users and injuring many bystanders. In modern times Wanking Machines have become smaller and more reliable, making use of advanced electronics to control rythym, pace, roll and grip.
Would you like to come round to my house next Saturday and try out my new Wanking Machine? It has 3 speed settings and an auto-wipe facility!
by Hev March 3, 2007
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Washington University in St. Louis

A kick ass school where cool (smart)people go.
-Yo, you go to WUSTL?
-Yeah
-Damn! You smart ass.
by yeahh wash u May 4, 2005
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