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Wang

Slang term for penis. See also: Cock, Dick, Pecker, One-Eyed Trouser Snake, One-Eyed Champ, the Purple Headed Warrior, and, of course, what your mother craves. With me. Last night.
"Wang"
"Man, you guys are a bunch of wangs"
"You've just been wanged"
"And, in other news, wang"

SEE ALSO: ANTI-WANG
by "Steve" March 1, 2008
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wangst

Most often found in bad fiction (especially fanfiction), wangst is the combination of "wang" and "angst"; it's a condition where a character is supposedly unfortunate and deserving of pity but the real emotion the viewer/reader is supposed to feel is awe at the character's awesome power and l33t sk1llz.

A good writer can write a believable character who has a lot of power but whose life still sucks. A really good writer can even write a believable character whose life sucks as a direct result of having such power. But when bad writers try to combine these two things, the result is often wangst.
She writes all her vampires the same way -- they wangst about how horrible and tragic their curse is but it's like the only actual effect of being a vampire is your sex is always great and you always look amazing when you go out clubbing all night.

Oh man, I can't believe the Gary Stu in this story. He's an unbeaten combat fighter, a gourmet cook and a famous rock star, holds three doctorates, can fire any gun and pilot any vehicle, and now he's wangsting that he has too many women chasing him to try and have his babies!
by Antaeus Feldspar December 4, 2010
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Hang Wang

An irreverant act of male nudity with exposed genitalia, particularly at a forbidden time or location. A reverse moon.
After his shower, Luke thought it would be funny to drop his towel and hang wang in the hallway.
by Daddy-O-Joe August 31, 2008
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wing-wanger

large succulent penis. when using the word wing-wanger one must do the hand motion for jacking off.
"I bet that guy has one big wing-wanger."
by laura and amy June 17, 2008
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massive wang

by fatwang April 9, 2016
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david wang

David Wang - Asian party animal, main stomping ground Bangers. Doesn't slay girls but he is a legend.
Famous quote "I Like Jerk Off Everyday!"
I'm motherfucking Wangggggg David fucking Wang ...
David Wang
by Pledge 1 October 15, 2017
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wang to the head

colloquial.
used only by a.c, as seen on sydney buses
"wang to the head"
-ye what
by alex.c August 3, 2008
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