Wrestling with the firehose

When a man has to pee very badly and in the process of pulling out his dick when he finally gets to the bathroom he begins to piss wildly before he has his grip or his stance ready.

"Whoa, is it raining out there?"

"I wish. I was just wrestling with the firehose after all that Gatorade I drank this morning...I don't have any extra pants."

by koreatown May 2, 2019

Sunny Wrestling Boy

When someone soaks your ankles in Sunny D while choking you with a WWE belt as you watch the Adam Sandler classic "That's My Boy"

Last night we tried a Sunny Wrestling Boy, guy. It was tangy, breathtaking, and hilarious all at the same time, but didn't do much for me sexually.

by OG Nooger April 8, 2025

wrestling your eel

Another way of saying Masturbating, wrestling your eel

Guy 1: What did you do yesterday?
Guy 2: I was home alone, guess
Guy 1: You were probably wrestling your eel all day
Guy 2: Yeah

by Cokra April 19, 2016

sumo wrestling

2 fat sweaty guys wearing big rubber bands trying to run over each other

sumo wrestling champ: "I eat about 3000 calories a day with exercise in between."

by ZATAZGO May 4, 2020

Wrestling

A real sport

Soccer Player: Hah, wrestling is gay
Wrestler: Really?
Soccer Player: Yeah you grab sweaty men
Wrestler: (Suplexes soccer player)
Soccer Player: dies

by RugbyWrestling2006 January 16, 2020

unicorn wrestling

Indian leg wrestling with two dudes with hard-ons

Jay and Stephen were unicorn wrestling and one of them broke his penis

by Dustinyv June 17, 2019

beaver wrestle

When two female straight or lesbians engage in dry humping each other naked. Any sexual act when to women’s vaginal area are touching against each other. Could be soft or aggressive.

Yo dude you see that porn clip of those two chics? They really know how to beaver wrestle.

by "MADMAN" September 5, 2021