In its simplest form, a hog of weiners. A selfish, promiscuous hussy who is always in search of her next lay. Sometimes laying 1 weiner immediately after the other, occasionally laying a second weiner before she’s done with the first, or even on rare occasion, hogging 2 weiners at one time. A floozy who doesn’t seem to care or notice when a weiner is already spoken for by another woman; she still seeks to hog all the weiners.

After Jenny’s breakup, she tried dating again, but Sheila, being a selfish weiner hog, had already laid all the decent weiners in town.

Kay finally felt like she met a good man, but then along came Lynn, the weiner hog, trying to slut her way into stealing Kay’s dude.

weiner hog by Slutstopper January 15, 2024

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Weiner redeemer

A woman, usually, and boringly also known as a hoe, who just can't get enough weiner. So horribly down bad that she must treat her own obsessions of weiner as redeemable tokens of sex

"I don't know dude. That girl you introduced me to at the club, something about her just screams weiner redeemer.

Weiner redeemer by LFWinkwell January 30, 2024

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weiner hag

Woman whom looks old but still loves weiner

Leave me alone your just being a weiner hag right now.

weiner hag by VYPERSNYPER78 April 28, 2024

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Weiner Feel

1. The sensation you feel on your wiener when you are making love. Inherently unique to each partner.

Kid- Grandpa, how did you and grandma stay married for 50 years?
Grandpa- well sonny, she had a good weiner feel and I knew she would be the one from that moment on.

Weiner Feel by anonymous July 23, 2024

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