Von Ryan

Roger guy

I von ryan on Monday.

by Hanting November 5, 2021

Von Schitzenpants

The commissioner of a fantasy football league that comes last every year. Often, their partner forces them to trade all their good players. This means they are known for collusion.

If I don’t win this week I’ll feel like a Von Schitzenpants.

I can’t believe you Von Schitzenpantsed again!

I’m not worried this week.. I’m playing Von Schitzenpants.

by Divorce Court November 9, 2024

vons penis

vons penis is very large and hard 24/7

"did ya know abt vons penis" "yeah i heard it was very, very large and hard"

by kazzysbf March 14, 2021

King Von

The ultimate Von, the final destination of Vons, owner of all the Vons below, King Von bitches all the Vons, King Carson, Kendrick Lamar, female miguero, travis Scott etc. King Vons are 5’9 when standing, but 6’4 when walking due to a special technique in lengthening the bones while walking, called “the skinny alien physique”

I’m tired of king Von bitching me I ain’t takin that shit no more ima show him my tweak

by Dalolrx January 23, 2025

von

if your a hie ass nigga who acts like you tote guns your a von, if you are a skinny lanky bitch who needs to gain weight your a von, and if u smell like ass and shit your a von

nigga your acting like a von

by king khi July 26, 2025

Bitch Von

A Bitch Von is the most disliked Von, a bitch Von is the type of person to talk shit about you then when you confront them, it’s all “hey hey dude we chill right? It was all jokes calm down cuh” Bitch Vons are the most disliked Vons on society

I used to think you were a Prince Von, but now you’re a Bitch Von

by Dalolrx January 23, 2025

von ov Israel

von ov Israel is satanic com group found in Israel saw them on Roblox but I don't know the leader or when it was made

von ov Israel is bad and should be stopped

by Xxjames September 24, 2025