Huge Sucking Vortex of Ineptitude

Colossal failure; likely to be terrible; overly critical of others to hide personal lack of virtue or likeability; see also Brad Dunkin

This team is unquestionably a huge sucking vortex of ineptitude.

by the Oracle of Awesome August 22, 2018

The Mystical Vortex

Anything which inevitably draws surrounding beings into its heavenly current.

When Allie met Tim she entered into the sublime experience of the mystical vortex

by Digger D Clam August 9, 2022

Ball Vacuum Vortex

A trademark for the the mouth and suction power of Dustin Ledbetter. Filed and registered by Kyle Fuller August 1994. It is said to have the strength of a category 5 hurricane and the ability to dry out sack skin to the point of the courseness of 40 grit sandpaper.

Dustin used the power of the ball vacuum vortex on Kyle for 28 years straight, and Kyle now walks with a slight crunching sound.

by Kf1345 August 9, 2022

the mystical vortex

Anything which inevitably draws surrounding beings into its heavenly current.

When Allie met Tim she entered into the sublime experience of the mystical vortex

by Digger D Clam August 10, 2022

chemi kuchi vkortne

-phrase when you are excited. or/and surprised with new information
-you can use this phrase while argument. when someone does not believe you.

-i bought jeep wrangler rubicon!
-chemi kuchi vkortne (wow)!

by AAAA13 September 18, 2024

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by .0.7.9.7.1.5.3.7.4.6.5.9.7.3.4 May 7, 2025

The Kishimoto Twins Are Homosexuals For Naruto; Two Blue Vortex

The Kishimoto Twins Are Homosexuals For Naruto; Two Blue Vortex

The Kishimoto Twins Are Homosexuals For Naruto; Two Blue Vortex

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 27, 2025