Vaginal Valance

A short skirt which only just covers the genetalia. Often somewhat frilled, in contrast to the less elaborate pussy pelmet.

Lucinda was sure to get Roy's attention in her new vaginal valance

by welmsley April 3, 2011

vaginahide

a vajajay that has been worn out repeatedly and is now suitable for making shoes and handbags

Tommy hit that so many times that he wore it out! Yeah Man! He gave her a total vaginahide!

Betty's vajayjay was so tore up that she was ready to market the vaginahide to Neiman Marcus.

by Penelope Storm August 5, 2012

Vagina Twitch

When something arouses a woman enough to make her vagina twitch.

I was listening to Erotic fanfiction when I got a vagina twitch for 20 min.

by Unicorns are deadly <3 July 26, 2016

vagina vapor

A common slang term for "pussy stank" used primarily by 12 to 16 year old boys. This term has been declared illegal in Alabama unless reffering to someone related by blood.

I was kissing my way down to the bellybutton, then I was hit by a wall of vagina vapor.

by unclebumpylips January 27, 2019

Vaginal Salt

A fine salt that is obtained by extracting any form of discharge from you friend/partner's vagina, letting it dry and grinding it up into a fine powder.

This powder can then be snorted or added onto food as a seasoning.

I snorted my girlfriend's vaginal salt the other day, I think it took our relationship to the next level.

by SaltierBoi July 31, 2019

bad vaginal management

a term used to describe a woman who can't decipher what men she should or shouldn't be having sex with. You will often hear women who have bad vaginal management complaining about their kids father's. Often referring to them as deadbeats, losers, etc.

Oh, her baby's daddy won't pay child support? You can't blame anyone but her and her bad vaginal management.

by HassThaGod December 28, 2014

deja-vagina

When you are balls deep in a vagina and realize that this vagina feels exactly like your ex-girlfriends vagina

Dude, I was banging Laura last night and when I closed my eyes I had deja-vagina, I could have swore I was banging Brittney!!!

by Wealthy big penis 69 November 12, 2015