Turd Degree Burn 

(N) When you are taking a particularly steamy/warm poop, and it burns your butt hole when it comes out. Stems from the phrase, "Third degree burn"

Todd: "Dude, that shit burnt coming out. It did not feel good"
Phil: "Sounds like you got a turd degree burn. You might need some cream for that."

Turd Degree Burn by Dantione the great February 20, 2017

turd flake 

1. The thin remains of a turd that dont flush the first time, and usually sink to the bottom.

2. A cruel insult for someone who sucks, smells like shit, and you cant get rid of them.

1. -twinx- hey eric, i was takin a crap yesterday reading man on man action, and i got up, flushed the toilet, and those nasty turd flakes were there... so, i tried to flush it.

-eric- STIMMT! i hate those things!

2. -seth- oh no, its drew!!!! i hope he showered today.

-drew- hey guys! I got you some yummy bottle caps! and by the way, why did you leave me at the mall the other day, you seemed really eager to leave, and if you guys wouldn't have left me... this freek melanie wouldnt have scopped me!

-seth- go home you stupid turd flake.

turd flake by Poot Gremlin... of DOOM July 17, 2006

turd cutter 

n. Ass, Booty, behind.

From the movie "Glory Daze".

She's got a nice turd cutter on her.

turd cutter by The Grammar Nazi December 3, 2001

turd-burglar

A homosexual poacher of human feces; a poo-pilferer. Allternately, a rectum-robber who has a penchant for feces during gay sex.

"Hey, buddy - quit eyeing by bunghole like that! Whaddaya, some sort of TURD-BURGLAR??? Does this look like a fucking bathhouse? There's no sphincter pudding here for you!"

turd-burglar by Billy B August 24, 2006

turd in the punch bowl 

A comparative word, used to describe the unpopularity of a certain person.

Here comes Lorna. She's about as welcome as a turd in the punch bowl.

turd in the punch bowl by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005

turd swirl 

The tasty looking chocolate colored drawing crap makes as it takes it's playful last swim through the toilet bowl.

What's up with the turd swirl dude? Don't they have bowl brushes in Canada?

turd swirl by Webster the great May 8, 2009

turd hearse 

A manure spreader; device commonly used by farmers to spread livestock feces on their fields to use as fertilizer.

"Dad's out in the field, pulling the turd hearse behind his tractor. He cleaned the hog house today."

turd hearse by oldgeezer March 6, 2010