Tragics

People who respond with short answers constantly in text messages or simple messaging. The people who say nothing more than "not much", "cool", "yeah" etc.

These tragics keeps on hitting me with the one word reply.

by Rick-Kia March 13, 2014

tragedy massage

a massage without happy ending - sometimes you just want that but not much options at 5 am in the morning...

Tired and sore after getting out of work around 5am.
See a bright sign flashing "MASSAGE".
I pull up and inquire within....
Madame: Hello, you want massage?
Me: Yes.
Madame: $100 okay?
Me: Uhhh... How much for just a massage? Like, only a massage? I don't need anything else.
Madame: Only massage?
Me: Yes. I want a tragedy massage.
Madame: A what?
Me: A massage without a happy ending.
Madame: No happy ending.
Me: Correct. Can I have just a massage? Nothing else. No happy ending.
Madame: ....... No.

(credit: CH)

by pseuDonym_name_001 May 19, 2015

Tragik

Utterly abysmal. Some one for whom no more hope exists. Simply a bad time, someone who can only get with ugly girls and get hammered after one beer.

Oh ya see john over there? He had one beer and is already hookin up with that chick with one arm. Simply tragik.

This party is tragic. Who ends a party at 9:30?

by tommytushman December 10, 2016

tragiic vap0r

A Try-Hard that playes video games all day and does Youtube streams all day

TrAgiic Vap0r is a tryhard that only does youtube streams all day

by _./UNKNOWN\._ May 17, 2018

tragen

Typically used in the North of England to describe the act of having more sexual partners than working-days in the week. It can be used regardless of gender or orientation.

Wow, Phil really did a Tragen this week!

by Sam197332 August 15, 2018

trags

Trags is a foreign person's way of saying "drugs". It is basically how drugs is said with an accent by most middle easterners as well as south asian and some europeans.

"Nisar you smoke trags with your phrans?! Motheryucker don'tttttttt Is bad!"

by chatri September 11, 2018

Tragic Magic

Crack dipped in angel dust (PCP), also a song by the band Falling In Reverse

"What's your favorite song Ronnie? Oh definitely Tragic Magic."

by I_am_actual_garbage May 7, 2019