Roughy Rough and Tough Spaceship

Kathy Johnson, 8, Third Grade

"The Roughy Rough and Tough Spaceship soars to all the planets in five minutes each. It can ruin any crater in it's path. It can take samples of the air, and 5,000 people can fit in it. It can also capture the Martians and aliens. It can go to heaven and steal the clouds. It can go to "Planet X" and "The Monkey Planet" with insane monkeys. The monkeys and "Monkey Planet" travel to Earth and get all the bananas in the world."

Is from a newspaper article and was posted on the Gamefaqs Message Board LUE

*Flies through topic in Roughy Rough and Tough Spaceship *

by faceguydude April 21, 2004

telephone tough-guy

A person who talks big shit on the telephone but IRL is a huge pussy.

Unknown: "You're a bitch, you couldn't whip shit."
Jim: "What are you, some sort of telephone tough-guy?? Give me your address and I'll come kick your ass"
Unknown: *click*

by benguild August 28, 2014

texas tough

Being so tough that you would get away with wearing a cowboy hat at any time and any place. You'd also pick cigarette butts off grimey streets and smoke them.

Guy 1: "Did you just pick that butt up off the ground?"
Guy 2: "Dude sometimes you gotta be texas tough"

by uncle k October 8, 2006

Town Hall Tough Guy

Frustrated and ignorant people who show up to political town hall meetings to intimidate hard-working individuals who are there to discuss solutions to real political and economic problems.

Their main methods of getting their voices heard are loudly parroting idiotic buzzwords such as "socialism", "nazi" and "death panel" while brandishing guns only to reveal they themselves are just spineless pussies with guns.

These people are typically dredged from a fantasy world where it's OK to spend trillions upon trillions of dollars on unjustified foreign wars while denouncing a domestic programs that would actually empower American people in the face of a collusive healthcare industry.

Amazingly similar to the "Internet Tough Guy" we have to bear on internet forums.

Town Hall Protestor: Obamer is a socialist nazi! NO GOVMUNT HEALTHCARE!!

Rational Person: Jesus, that Town Hall Tough Guy needs to get laid...

by I Hunt Hipsters for Sport August 21, 2009

Bubba Tough

Describes an obese, untalented man.

Bubba Ray is Bubba Tough.

by Anonymous June 9, 2003

Letrinko Tough

To think one is tough, when in reality they are not and they just talk a lot of shit.

"Yo, Brian and Kevin are about to fight."

"No they're not, they're Letrinko tough."

by Dawn Monroe January 13, 2010

cool and tough

Cool and tough is an interestingly paradoxical statement. Too much cool, you're not tough enough. On the other hand, too much tough, and you're not cool (huge problem). Needless to say, cool and tough is an enormous problem that America, and various other countries, are facing. Is Keller Williams cool/tough? Possibly so. Is he crunchy? The answer is a resounding yes.

Jennifer Kay Barton is cool and tough (Keller Williams is simply crunchy, amirite?)

by COOL AND TOUGH FO LYFE March 7, 2009