jive turkey

The most insulting word in the english dictionary.

I about shot John after he called me a jive turkey, but it turns out he really only called me a cock sucker.

by eagle777 March 15, 2008

Turkey

A country that's incredibly fun to be in because it's not quite European, but not quite Asian either.

If through some crazy events Asia and Europe went to war, they'd both bomb Turkey.

by Jimmy Kickarse August 19, 2006

Turkey Punch

To thrust/punch a person in the face with an erect penis. This can sometimes be the result of a spontaneous erection, however it is normally an intentional act.

"I turkey punched my friend because he wouldn't share his Doritos"
"She went down on me, and I got so aroused I turkey punched her"

by KingMickable January 7, 2013

turkey liver

the enlarged clit or extra vaginal tissue protruding on the nether regions of a women
mostly likely acquired from massive amounts of sex
or child birth

Did you see that turkey liver dangling between that strippers legs?

by ck1film April 20, 2008

Butter my dick and stick it in a turkey.

An expression of extreme disbelief or shock.

Obama hasn't been lynched yet? Well butter my dick and stick it in a turkey.

by obamaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa March 1, 2009

Turkey

A turkey,turkey high five, or a turkey sub, is when person A offers a high five to person B, and person A changes his high-five to a thumbs up before person B returns the high five. This causes a high ive that looks like a high five. Person A then shouts, "TURKEY!!!" and laughs while it takes a while for person B to get it.

Bob: High five, Carl!
Carl: ...
Bob: TURKEY!!!!
Carl: .....
Carl: Ohhhhhhhh... I get it...

by Macoronikevin April 24, 2008

talk turkey

To speak frankly, discuss hard facts, or get down to serious business.

Customer: I'm not sure about the technical details.

Business Analyst: Let's setup a call to get some of your IT folks on the line so we can talk turkey about your web services and getting access to your database.

by quixilvr March 10, 2010