Topeka Jersey

A men's tank top shirt, also known colloquially as a "wifebeater". Its name stems from the recent ruling decriminalizing domestic violence in Topeka, Kansas.

"My wife forgot the mayonnaise on my sandwich. Better sport my Topeka Jersey before hitting her out of the park."

by orangejuliuscaesar October 16, 2011

Topek

It is when you are the toxic-rempit one in a relationship.

1.“You are Topek in your relationship.”
2. “ Oh! My God. I should change my Topek attitude.”

by Havehave September 2, 2019

topie

Topie is a very amazing friend very very veryyyy childish and acts very inocent she is very nice but to mostly one person when u get on her bad side she will ignore you for one day then she acts like nothing happened the next day . She really will be good in a relationship but not for long . As a friend at first she will acts very nice and stuff but she has one certain friend who she will always love the most and will get jealous of . Bu t in general she is a amazing person and very nice.

omg topie is amazing but omg she how many chins is that

by chicken._.nugget June 24, 2019

Topher Syndrome

When someone gets stupidly mad over a word.

Kaleb: Shut up, Yankee!
Topher: Oh, my God dude! I’m done with you, fuck you.
Kaleb: Bro, you got Topher Syndrome.

by WittyWeasel January 3, 2023

Problem Topped

(Variations: ing, er)

When someone has a problem and the person they are describing that problem to tries to either come up with, or tell a story that is better than the other person's.

Woman: I'm making a big commitment because I'm getting married.
Guy: I'm making a big commitment by marrying a girl that I got pregnant.
Guy: You've just been problem topped.

by Fonzalator January 13, 2009

Mop Topper

A male that pursues and dates women who have a mustache.

Friend 1: Yo did you see that girl Mikey was with?
Friend 2: Yeah he's into that rugged look and likes caressing the facial hair.
Friend 1: Yeah I head he likes to tell the mustache stories before he goes to bed.
Friend 2: Yeah he is a real Mop Topper

by TheHungryAsian November 21, 2011

Going to Topeka.

A booty call. Friend with benefits. fuckbuddy.

It's been awhile since I've gotten any, so I'm going to Topeka.

by HoratioHornblower February 7, 2009