toobsteak

In extremely large hard penis smuthered in underwear....

Alan likes toobsteak.

by Commissary Crew February 23, 2006

pull a tobias

Finish early during the course of an evening, because the person is too drunk/tired to keep on drinking. Mostly the person finishes from around 11:00 pm to 01:00 am.

Example 1:
Person #1 "Where is Martin?"

Person #2 "Ah, he went home. He pulled a 'tobias'

Person #1 "*sigh* the profecy never fails"

Example 2:

Random person "Aw, look at Emil. He's so drunk, I think he is about to pull a tobias"

by heroindrap July 13, 2010

Tobi

the act of waking up in a state of half-drunken cannibalism, biting a girl's neck and ass in a manner more inclined to hunger than sex, then hiking up her skirt, pulling her underwear, laughing at it, and riding her screaming "Shut the face, shut the face, shut the face!"

He woke up after the party and pulled a Tobi on the first girl he could find!

by Hildegaard April 25, 2010

Toobs

Tim Burton's man boobs.

Tim Burton was at the beach and I saw his toobs!

by SweeneyLovesMe December 30, 2011

toobis

pretty cool, extremely opinionated guy.

a noncoward that says exactly what's on his mind

an activist for social change and awareness

i may not always agree with what he says, but i admire his bollocks to say it. too few people have that kind of tenacity.. that takes character. i have had the pleasure of speaking with him personally, and he's not as bad as one might think.

That toobis started the new revolution.

by oneamericangirl March 23, 2010

Tobi

Infamous alias for one who has been getting shit done since '92, hoe.

Ex:

Scenario:
2013, Downs is still in college

Downs: Dam, Tobi eez alrady grajewayting...

Bin Talal: Muthafucka! He's been doing shit like that since '92 son.

by Pyol May 2, 2011

TOOBIN

Exposing your penis on a virtual call either on purpose or accidently for all to see.

I thought I muted the virtual call when I got naked but I guess I was TOOBIN.

by The Donald USA October 19, 2020