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Tits On Toast

1) An open-face fried egg sandwich, for obvious reasons. 2) A general purpose substitute expression for small inconveniences, used when stronger expletives are inappropriate(ie, 'shit!' or 'goddammit!').
1) (Waitress) "Hey Murray, I need a Number 5 and a Tits On Toast for table three."

2) Aw, tits on toast...my iPod battery died.
by Al Peterson August 30, 2005
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tits up in the gutter

Passed out in the street, typically from drunkeness or similar causes.
After his 16th beer, Freddie ended up tits up in the gutter.
by Figleaf23 December 29, 2008
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Rubbing on your tits

The female version of "busting one's balls" or a friendly reminder that you're only joking.
Matt: "Brenner you ugly!"
Brenner: "Shut up!"
Timmy: "chill We're just rubbing on your tits."
by Arby2013 October 15, 2009
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young tits

A girl with nice breasts but is too young for legal intercourse.
Should we call up young tits?
by sheshkable June 11, 2006
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Critical Tits

a burning man parade of women riding bikes, with or without exposed breasts. as of 2009, this parade is little more than a 'girls gone wild' event with a twist. under the guise of being a display of female empowerment, this is simply a parade women exploiting themselves for the age-old attention-from-men benefit.

while the parade itself is tolerable because it moves away as soon as it arrives, the estrogen laden gathering (a so-called sacred ritual of empowerment) following the parade is reprehensible to anyone who doesn't hate men.

the ritual forms on the OPEN playa, and immediately sets up a perimeter viciously guarded by recruited males (manginas) with orders to repel all other men. the ritual turns this once open space into an antisocial misandric pit.

this segregating event is so malevolent, that as the 'ritual' expands it runs over male burners doing their own thing. the magina thugs verbally assault and physically intimidate the men, and in some cases threaten violence if a man doesn't divert his eyes or move away from the wicked pit.
the misandrists of critical tits are no longer welcome one the open playa. such future gathering will not be tolerated.
by marybethjones March 4, 2010
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aunt jemima tits

Tits that hang down to the waist. Milk jugs. Long National Geographic Tits with big nipples.
look at the Aunt Jemima tits on that reggae singer!
by b. hanback February 17, 2008
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tits

Proof of the existence of god.
by El Freak October 24, 2003
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