A satirical term for inoffensive "trigger words" that, if used, will cause whatever you just posted on the Internet to be removed or heavily censored.
"Bro my post got removed because I said a guy 'died' instead of saying he 'committed not living'"
"Don't you remember? We live in a clown world. You need to be careful not to say any scary words."
"Don't you remember? We live in a clown world. You need to be careful not to say any scary words."
by Ubeenbamboozledson November 14, 2025
Get the Scary Words mug.A man, who, driven completely and solely by demonic self-interest, would be willing to undermine and compromise any person or value in order to achieve his goals. Usually really loves life. When Scary Selfish Guy is relaxed, even for a moment, and the facade that he presents to the world relaxes, even momentarily, one can see the most terrifying look in his eye which signifies his complete and utter selfishness.
Ryan: Dude, please call the police, I'm bleeding out. That guy was drunk and hit us at 90 mph. I can't believe that you're okay.
Gavin: Dude, I can't. I'm trying to get with Kayla and she like, really likes ruthless guys. I'm sorry man, I'll catch you later. *leaves scene*
Ryan: Holy fuck, that guy is a Scary Selfish Guy (With A Look In His Eye).
Gavin: Dude, I can't. I'm trying to get with Kayla and she like, really likes ruthless guys. I'm sorry man, I'll catch you later. *leaves scene*
Ryan: Holy fuck, that guy is a Scary Selfish Guy (With A Look In His Eye).
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Get the Scary Selfish Guy (With A Look In His Eye) mug.When your guy has a dick that goes out at night and fucks all kinds of random things and comes back home right before the sun comes up just to clime into bed next to you with Herpes…
Person-1”Hey you know what happened last night?“
Person-2“No what happened?”
Person-1”Dee came home and gave me a Spooky-scary-ghost-dick!”
Person-2”you know you can sue him for that, right?”
Person-2“No what happened?”
Person-1”Dee came home and gave me a Spooky-scary-ghost-dick!”
Person-2”you know you can sue him for that, right?”
by Unicornucopia May 18, 2023
Get the Spooky-scary-ghost-dick mug.A scary switcheroo is also known as the bud light girl. The characteristics of a scary switcheroo is when a man gets a sex change and actually looks like a chick. In turn confusing the men who are looking for a mate. It has a voice that is half way between sounding like a man and a woman. The it also has an adams apple which makes all the men run.
by Mr. Homophobia May 29, 2023
Get the Scary Switcheroo mug.scary lady is a girl named Adriana. She will find you no matter where you are and she is most likely to be your sleep paralysis demon. do not let her looks fool you, she will stare into your soul until you simply pass away. she will turn into the demon under your bed. She will make your ketchup watery. She will make your pillow warm. She will make your cereal soggy. beware of scary lady
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Get the Scaried mug.a certain type of person who has immense confidence online/out of ass kicking range, but will walk the fuck away if they see you in the streets.
"jane doe is such a scary ass hoe! she loved talking all that shit on *insert social media* but won't pull up."
by erinexorcist February 24, 2023
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