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unicorn goals

when you really want to be a unicorn and make the effort to call another unicorn ur 'unicorn goals' in the hope of them making you a unicorn as well. The request of being turned can also be turned down.
Celina: your so my unicorn goals
Dylan: shut up I'm not making you a unicorn
by cupcake 2014 September 19, 2016
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couple goals

when he looks outside the bus window at u while smiling and wont stop looking at you while you shyly look up and everyone can see him staring and smiling
random girl: ‘whys he staring at her sm?’

demarcus cousin the third: ‘because hes in love look at that smile hes showing all his teeth thats such couple goals!’

random girl: ‘hes kinda short tho’
by batty boy thick June 12, 2023
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Couple Goals

Jupi and Claire are couple goals, what I wouldn't give for a relationship like theirs.
by SquigglyMunchkin May 7, 2021
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God-Goals-Greatness

It is a life style. When put our Lord and Savior 1st Jesus God & then our selfish wants the out come with always be great.
GGGent Life

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Someone in a conversation is inspired and or motivated by the words being spoke. Respond with God-Goals-Greatness.
by Joseph Ashmore July 28, 2021
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Seeing Eye Goal

From Association Football; a weakly shot ball that manages to find its way into the net due to goal tender inattention or error.

See also seeing eye single
"The Yanks managed a tie England thanks to a seeing eye goal off Green in 2010
by TimGee250 February 12, 2013
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Field Goal

At the terminal end of fucking someone in the doggy style position, the partner being fucked is shoved forward, creating a force that swings their arms into the air creating a “Y” or “field goal” shape in American football. The other partner simultaneously pulls out to ejaculate between the partner’s arm. Immediately after, a referee enters the room, places both of his hands in the air and announces “It’s good.”
I got Deb with another field goal last night, now I have 6 points on the board.

The field goal hit my arm so we counted it since technically it’s like hitting the post.

That field goal was no good because I shoved her to far–I need more practice.
by Grumpygills June 3, 2018
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dick goal

The amount of sexual acts, in which a penis is necessary, that one aspires to participate.
My dick goal is to receive six Paul Giamatti Snow Globes before I die.
by jkHeZ June 23, 2014
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