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somerville, texas

A town full of illegal immigrants, blacks and a few racist whites that drives to the worst school system in Central Texas on the absolute worst roads you could think of.
by Smalltowncountryboy November 30, 2017
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texas-handstand

A fake sex position that you tell your buddies you did with a chick so they think you're the man.
Tom: "Hey dude I would totally give that chick the texas-handstand!"
by Brandaminator October 5, 2006
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texas leaguer

baseball term: a basehit that lands in the outfield between the infielders heading out and the outfielders heading in - probably from the old days when people believed texas minor league fields were large and had no home run fences (or very deep outfields) so the outfielders would play deeper to prevent long hits and give up singles in front of them
With Barry Bonds' knees so sore, he will see a lot of Texas Leaguers falling in front of him
by mikkopresents September 16, 2006
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Texas Bean Burrito

When a girl shits on your dick and wraps it in a tortilla, then proceeds to blow your “bean burrito
“I got a mean Texas Bean Burrito last night
by Gabriel 69 November 14, 2017
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East Texas Threesome

Where 2 participants in a threesome are related.
I accidentally participated in an East Texas Threesome and now my Uncle wants to murder me.
by Don Jr. February 27, 2015
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San Leon, Texas

- A small community in Northern Galveston County.

- A peninsula in of land in Galveston Bay

- Never Incorporated, the community is known for being a Small Drinking Community with a Fishing Problem.

- The community has a cultural experience comparable to that of an infected penis.

- A preferred nesting ground of third generation inbreeds (see San Leon Special) looking to flourish in crime and/or take advantage of welfare programs.

- When the wind is out of the south, you can smell the great scent of the BP Chemical Plant in Texas City.

- A great place to raise children.
When I get out of jail, I plan on moving to San Leon, Texas to rebuild my life as a registered Sex Offender
by FishNDrunk February 12, 2013
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texas gravy

The frothy mess that ensues between your legs when your working your ass of on a hot, sweaty day and use too much Gold Bond powder
"Man, I've got a serious case of Texas Gravy going on up in here."
by Chilididog December 17, 2006
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