Multi Texter

Someone who can hold a texting conversation while doing some other kind of task

"I was doing my homework, going to the bathroom, and feeding my dog at the same time."
"Woah, you're such a good multi texter."

by toto hoho May 20, 2009

Tailgate Tested Tailgate Approved

Tailgate Tested Tailgate Approved

1. A new product that helps men in their everyday lives to enhance a task often farfetched and strange but useful nonetheless and always good for tailgaiting at Colts games (oh and all the other teams who are not as good as the Colts)

2. BEER COMMERCIAL.

Tailgate Tested Tailgate Approved

The Foozie Foam Finger! Combines an Indianapolis Colts foam finger with a koozie to hold your beer. Because its-

*Crowd*: "Tailgate Tested"

Tailgate Approved

by Cordell Erskin April 28, 2010

Road Texter

A person who walks straight into the road whilst texting, safe in the knowledge that his/her mobile phone generates a force-field that will protect them from cycle couriers going about their business.

I was cycling down Regent Street yesterday, when this Road Texter stepped out in front of me and nearly knocked me off my bike.

by Cycle Courier August 10, 2010

rapid texter

Someone who sends multiple text messages in a short period of time.

Blake is rapid texter, he just made my phone shut down from all of the messages.

by lost1o4 January 6, 2011

Sweaty Texter

See Definition: Sweaty Gamer
Applicable to those who text religiously and obnoxiously instead of gaming.

Ugh, they're such a sweaty texter.

by CreativeInsomnia September 7, 2010

Wrangled Testes

The squished appearance of a man's tenders when his Wranglers (or any pants really) are too tight.

Did you see the cowboy on the dance floor?

How could I miss those Wrangled testes?

by prplmama October 26, 2011

Emo Texter

Someone who has long, dark, and unnecessary text messages .

That guy is a Emo Texter, He wouldn't stop texting me with these crazy long explanations of how he feels inside.

by Goood One June 5, 2015