Virginia Tech

The BEST university in Virginia... If you take out UVA and William and Mary. But hey, our engineering is good, right?

Guy 1: Yeah, I got into UVA and W&M but I chose Virginia Tech
Guy 2: No you didn't.
Guy 1: I know....

by No Lies, Only Truth August 6, 2016

Virginia Tech

Come here to be an Electrical Engineer, because fuck Mechanical Engineers.

Dude: Yo I got into Virginia Tech
Man: Word

by Skrtskrtyeetskrt July 15, 2021

Tech week

One week of absolute hell preceding the opening of a show, where all the acting, costumes, lighting, etc come together.

Tech weeking

The act of participating in tech week

Friend 1: Hey are you ok? You look really tired.

Cast member: Not really, I’ve been basically living at school all week...

Friend 1: Why?

Cast member: Tech week

by Really-Tired-Cast-Member October 24, 2019

Tech Hate

A term used when you loathe slow or non responsive technology.

Jason: Damn that internet connection!
KC: I see you got your Tech Hate on.

by DELL Services August 26, 2007

Tech Supporch

Computer and/or network technical support provided to friends and/or family during social gatherings when one is hanging out on the porch drinking a beer and socializing.

Dude, all I wanted was to enjoy my beer but as soon as Esteban found out I work for <tech company> he cornered me for some off-the-clock tech supporch. WTF.

by Potzer August 7, 2022

Eastern Tech

(magnets that use computers)
IMP - make art on computers
IT - hack computers using digital computers on computers
and engineering..... they draw circles on computers

u just don't use Eastern Tech magnets that use computers in a sentence

by Anders the boss May 23, 2019

The Tech Guy

Almost as mysterious as his owner, the tech guy is a cyber mastermind who uses his skills exclusively to assist The Shit in populating Colchester and lower parts of Ipswich with potent drugs and research chemicals.

Drug Noob: Where do you get all this fire shit nigga?
The Shit: The Tech Guy hooks me up.

by buffapacheprime August 16, 2023