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tamponed

A skating term when a skateboard vertically makes contact with the skaters privates.
Skater1: Oh yea, i can do a kickflip.
(runs to try)
OOOOWWWW
Skater 2: MAN HE JUST GOT TAMPONED!!
(laughter)
by janett July 21, 2005
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Tampone

When a tampon is used to own somebody
Andrew was uberly tamponed last night, when a bloody tampon was inserted into his oral cavity as he slept.
by Bartolomeo De Las Casas August 4, 2007
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Tampon Breath

This term refers to an individual whose breath is reminiscent of a used Tampon. This smell is shitty, fishy... musty and generally gut wrenching.
John: Oh my god, I was talking to Jessica, and the dirty fucking whore has FULL ON Tampon Breath! I nearly puked up in her face.

Steve: Yea I know, she asked me for the time yesterday and I ran away screaming.
by Mackster86 February 1, 2009
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Tampon Roulette

A game commonly played using five new tampons and one used one. The Tampons are then placed back in their respective applicators, shaken about in a hat (or bag) and dealt to six people. One at a time, each person withdraws a tampon. At the count of three, all of the players open their applicators and pour its contents directly into their mouths.
Craig: We played Tampon Roulette last night

Tom: How was it?

Craig: Great! I actually won this time!!! Dina was super pissed.
by coffeebreaker July 7, 2010
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tampon leash

When a girl has a tampon string hanging down out of her vagina and sometimes out of her bathingsuit or underwear, because she is either afraid of her vagina altogether or afraid she will lose the tampon inside her vagina if she doesn't let it hang out.
=At a nude strip club and a tampon string is hanging out waiting for someone to pull on it.

=At a pool and you see a hot chick then look down and see her tampon leash hanging down.
by SuperAwesomeFemaleChick June 8, 2011
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Tampon

lollipops coded with sugar and maybe even sour powder
Mmmm.. yum give me more tampons bro
by Teacher man December 11, 2019
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Tampon

Something that girls jam up their vagina when they get their period. IT can be VERY uncomfortable if inserted incorrectly. If left in long after the max time (8 hours), a life-threatening, possibly fatal infection may sometimes develop. There is a common virginity misconception about this. Only a PENIS (possibly a dildo) can make you lose your virginity.
Shannon! I'm on the rag, I need a tampon!
You'll get TSS, you silly girl!
Oh! Give me a pad. Good we have EDUCATION.
by HeartsGetBroken May 1, 2010
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