wack-a-ton

A wacking off marathon.

I’m about to have a crazy wack-a-ton

by Thee droglyr consumptioner January 17, 2024

A shit ton of cum

A slang used to describe large amounts of ejaculate.

James: " Would you look at the floor!"

John: " Well that's a shit ton of cum."

by AnnonDomminiDO819 November 19, 2023

KID THAX_TON

Is a talented SoundCloud Artist know for his Hit tracks "Light" "In My System"and "Forget My Name". He writes and records his own songs. KID THAX_TON has become one of the many young artists who has ever come to such a high level on SoundCloud.

He leaked out about a Song him and his friends made titled "Big Booty Drake". KID THAX_TON has made it really clear that the song was originally made as a joke, but soon became a song that he wanted to continue. It is said he will release it in short time.

Make sure you check out SoundCloud and follow KID THAX_TON.

by KID THAX_TON December 23, 2024

Metric fuck ton

Exactly 42,069 pounds, calculated to be the best measurement produced by the metric system.

That is a metric fuck ton of shit!!

by Gooberdiesel October 30, 2025

One, Ton, or None

The Creative Pragmatist can be a conundrum to others; for their commensurate passion for a balance between creativity and utility to feel like their best selves. The color theory of One, Ton, or None is about nailing a fluid style where the eye can rest. One pop of color gives focus where two pops can distract. Ironically, a full flood of colors creates calm. And conversely, the absence of color – through neutrals – is a color story worth trying.

Person 1: Omg I love your outfit today, it’s colorful yet you don’t look insane.

Person 2: Thank you, I’m representing the Ton in One, Ton, or None.

by Iamcreativepragmatist August 6, 2021

Field Tournament Style Up and Down on the Ground Manja Flanja Blanja Banja Ishka Bibble Babble Flabble Doma Roma Floma Boma Jingle-Jangle Every-Angle Brickabracka Flacka-stacka Two-ton Rerun Free-for-all Big Ball.

a game from chowder that involves no winning
its bad luck not to say the whole name

how many times do i have to say there is no winning in Field Tournament Style Up and Down on the Ground Manja Flanja Blanja Banja Ishka Bibble Babble Flabble Doma Roma Floma Boma Jingle-Jangle Every-Angle Brickabracka Flacka-stacka Two-ton Rerun Free-for-all Big Ball.

by StepJoe July 28, 2023

tongueler

One who can touch their nose with their tongue and who can use it to great effect on his or her partner in bed perhaps!
One who can talk, and talk, and talk...

He's a tongueler and she just loves it.

by Tongueler November 23, 2011