TILF

T.I.L.F = Teeth I'd like to fuck.

Check out Michael Strahan's teeth. Total TILF.

by DJ Dentite August 23, 2010

tilt

someone who's head is slanting to one side.
the word 'tilt' is shouted to insult the person, usually aimed at liam due to the fact he has a tilted head. a commen phrase in the class room of 9GF

Hey everyone look at liam! He's tilted!
is the the leaning tower of piza? NO! its your head!

by Cowboy cookie June 7, 2007

on tilts

Drunk to the point of tilted walking.

You should have been there at the party last weekend bro. We had 3 kegs and a fully stocked bar. We were all on tilts.

by Kevin Bridges May 1, 2007

tilt transfer

when someone or something is driving you crazy, or 'tilting' you, and you decide to pay it forward and either share the situation with someone else (misery loves company), or to take it out on someone else to make yourself feel better and them worse (kick the dog syndrome).

1) PerA: "I can't believe that Martin is being such a womble", PerB:"I dont want to hear it, I'm not interested your tilt transfer"
2) PerA: "Did you hear Jim's ridiculous story about starting Facebook", PerB "I have enough issues of my own I dont need any Jim tilt transfer"

by Student72 October 22, 2019

tilf

toddler id like to f***

that is one hot toddler, shes got all the goods. when that tilf is alone im gonna make my move

by mattkemp January 15, 2009

Tilted Towers

It’s where you have a threesome with two guys and one girl. One guy wraps around her body where the other wraps around her body the opposite way. In short, it’s an Eiffel Tower just with a twist...

“Hey bebe, wanna go get some tilted towers.”

“For sure my pootang is open.”

by Titled towers babeeeee May 9, 2018

Tilf

Tai i'd like to fuck
or
Tash i'd like to fuck

Example:

"Woah did you see vicky's friends, they are definatly Tilfs"

by Tash, and Tai October 20, 2008