Thailand Twitcher

While having sex, insert a dildo into your lady's vagina. Insert your penis, pushing the dildo inward causing involuntary muscle twitches and loss of limb control.

WARNING: Do not call doctor, in most countries this action is illegal and will contact the authorities.

I gave this chick a "Thailand Twitcher" last night and everything was going great...but then it backfired and now i cant stop sokdoksdk twitching!

by Sac War Man August 11, 2010

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Tahitian Jackhammer

it involves a toilet, a pineapple, a heavy bat, and the anus. first, the person is knocked unconscious with a heavy bat. then, the pineapple is inserted into the persons anus and is given a swirly in a toilet with poop in it.

oh my god, i gave my friend a Tahitian Jackhammer yesterday night and his hair smells like shit!

by go go dancer 4 u 92 March 6, 2009

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Thai Beef

The vaginal lips of a Thai virgin, used in various oriental dishes. A delicacy.

"Tyler ordered best Schezwan Thai Beef at Aja the other night, that shit is fucked up"

by Peter February 14, 2005

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Thai Sticks

Densely budded marijuana, often laced with a supplemental recreational drug, formed into short sticks for convenience

We smoked off some of them Thai sticks to try to come down a little, but the Dog kept kicking they butt.

by Zeke October 9, 2003

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Taits Mum

To be referred to as "taits mum" is quite offensive. It generally means slut or "Dundee ho bag". The phrase is quite common place in Dundee and gaining use around Scotland.

Dom: I see you were firing in to Ashley, get anywhere?
Dane: Nah man, she's worse than taits mum, gives me the boke.

by II R4z0R II January 3, 2009

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