spitting tacks

Verbal hostility. Saying things that are very hurtful and painful. Similar to verbal punches.

My mother in law was spitting tacks for 24 hours straight.

by yes juanito yes May 23, 2015

ass shitting

the act of shitting in someone elses ass

i was at this german porno shoot and this guy was ass shitting some hairy chick.

by steve scuber November 4, 2006

shitting sidways

When your shit comes out sideways causing considerable pain and anal tearage.

Certificatologist: HOLY FUCK! This piece of shit is COMING OUT SIDEWAYS! I'm shitting sidways!

Midget: Ouch...

by Dr Todd Fuquad PhD June 18, 2006

Japanese Glass Shitting Table

A glass table that has dips in it for butt cheeks and one person sits on the table and defecates, while another lies underneath and looks up at the person shitting

Tater really wants a Japanese Glass Shitting Table for his birthday, but they are impossible to find!

by Shake it like a JO LO February 6, 2009

Fucking and shitting

Two things you shouldn't do at the same time.

He was fucking and shitting at the same time. What a sick bastard! The girl he was fucking got an infection!

by Bobby222 May 26, 2009

shitting balls

To be extremely nervous.

spencer: pull over the cops are behind us!
steve: awww man. im shitting balls right now.

by spencer urbanowicz March 21, 2008

Sitting on a gold mine

A female with nice ass, kinda like "skills to pay the bills ". She can make money with that booty!

Dog, that female got nice ass! She can work the pole or the stroll! She sitting on a gold mine!!

by Dr Dre' November 21, 2016