Squid

A male who is a push-over when it comes to women. Most often, a squid encompasses certain characteristics that cause him to be an individual who frequently gets walked over by females. A squid is the type of guy who kisses a woman's ass and showers her with gifts with the intention of gaining her favor - it is the only way he knows how to gain a woman's attention because his game is extremely limited. However, despite his efforts, he never succeeds because of his pussified and chumpish squid-like manner.

Dude, stop kissing that bitchy girl's ass - you're acting like a total squid.

by Z@cHf@ng July 26, 2011

squiding

Sexual act involving the insertion of the testes and semi-limp penis into said vagina.

I fucked so long I had no choice but to go squiding last night.

by delusional in Tx December 27, 2009

land squid

The most adorable of sea creatures that has evolved to live on land in order to attend law school. The land squid will be your best friend, but does NOT apprecitate haters. The land squid spends most of its time doing homework and studying in her little squid cave. The little land squid becomes most pleased when it has a piece of candy, a rare steak, or noonies.

Land squids are gentle loving creatures : )

by Squid Pro Quo March 25, 2010

Squid

Simply a way to label a person a cunt without having to use the word

What a massive squid

by Mangwanani October 16, 2010

squidge

a person with a button nose or very cute nose. like a nose you just want to squeeze and bite.

Lauren is such a squidge, woohoo that nose!

by 8.8.8.8 August 27, 2009

Stu'id

A more ghetto abbreviation of "stupid."

"You stu'id"

"Are you trippin' stu'id?"

by Kablay December 5, 2007

Squid Kid

The kid on the front of the grade 7 Texas Science book as he has no bones and is a kid so must be a squid kid.

That kid has no bones so he must be a squid kid.

by Looptit917 February 7, 2019