non-traditional student

A 45-year-old undergraduate college student who dropped out of high school, realized that they'll never get a good job, got their GED, and is studying hopelessly for a degree. Natural habitats for these creatures primarily include second-rate community colleges and technical schools.

After dropping out of high school and spending 25 years as a janitor, Joe got a GED and became a non-traditional student at the local community college.

by likeaboss7343 April 14, 2014

Health Science Student

A person who, while gifted in the art of chemistry, biology, and other bodily issues, knows the most exotic women a campus has to offer. What separates a male health science student from the Average Joe on campus is the ability to know nothing on how to talk to a woman, without presenting himself as a complete idiot. The given effect of this is second hand embarrassment to both parties in the conversation, plus any bystander within a ten meter radius.

That health science student over there is making a complete idiot of himself in front of that beautiful woman. Now I've got second hand embarrassment.

by DELTA-GUNNER April 12, 2013

engineering student

doesnt even have to tell his parents he is gay! there will always be that one snake in your engineering class

wow look at that engineering student what a snake !

by sssssssssnakeeeeee February 19, 2018

bed student

A lazy student, that sleeps all day, and cannot open bottles with random objects, as defined by Andrii

opening beer bottles is the only useful thing i learned in university. you were a bed student,

by reversehypocrisy February 9, 2018

lazy student

That one kid that always comes into class late usually with nothing in their hands. You will usually see them walking around the school (If they decide to even attend) in sweatpants and a sweatshirt. When in group projects they never carry their wait which is quiet bothersome some to other students although they don't mind. People are quite fond of having a lazy student in their presence. They tend to be sarcastic in a funny matter. Students tend to enjoy the company of a lazy student. Some prefer to use the term slacker which is considered more of a insult.

I heard that Emma came into class late without the assignment!

Man she must be one of those lazy students.

by dechicakatherina May 13, 2018

LAS Student

A spoilt guy who is either an alcoholic or a drug addict. An LAS Student is a rich spoilt kid that walks around with Gucci, Supreme, LV, or any other brand that costs more than 20 quid for a bloody hoodie. The guys walk around wiping their asses with Benjamin Franklin's and wearing expensive ass clothes which they'll outgrow in about half a year. Meanwhile, the girls will be either having orgies in the toilets or getting ready to suck a dick that night or hitting on a guy twice their age at a party they were either invited to or crashed.
There goes another LAS girl with a guy twice her age.

See that kid with that Supreme hoodie, must be an LAS Student.

by Kahxoeks November 18, 2018

westminster student union

Super cool student-led organization at Westminster College. Dedicated to memes, free food, community building, free food, holding admin accountable, and free food. Did we mention free food? ‘Cause we have free food.

Dude 1: Yo, you going to the Westminster Student Union meeting tonight?
Dude 2: Yeah, man, they have free food at all the meetings.

by Uniontingz February 26, 2020