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Stocked u

Letting your neighbor know that he/she is ready for any needs while husband is out of town.
James let Karen know he “stocked u” while Jason was out of town.
by Engineer_dad February 15, 2021
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life stock

A direction and trend of one’s quality of life. This can be in career or personal. It’s a factual vibe. Ones life stock can go up, stay neutral or go down. This is determined by the positives and negatives in life.
That chick got divorced, lost her job and broke out in adult onset acne. Life stock down.

Look at that chick... she’s dating the hottest guy in town. Life stock up.

This real estate market is crap. Can’t find a new house anyway. Life stock neutral.
by Jnems and Cmoney July 13, 2019
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Camel stockings

When a woman's camel toe is revealed in public by her extremely tight leggings.
Did you see her camel stockings?

Some women should stay away from the camel stockings.

Camel stockings were so last year.
by the_firstman_84 January 23, 2011
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Cyborg stock traders

Lightning fast emotionless stock or equity traders
The new generation are mainly cyborg stock traders
by 4liberianman September 14, 2022
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The finest scientific theory since Einstein's Theory of General Relativity. Dariusz's Theory of Stock Picking says that people who trade for a living or endeavor to trade for a living would have been retired already if they were so good at it. "If they were such good stock pickers, they would have been retired already." -Dariusz
The MACD betrayed me, the stock went in the opposite direction. I should have listened to Dariusz's Theory of Stock Picking.
by tookawalktopoland November 29, 2021
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mr stock

A man who is the recincarnation of God and who teaches cross countey
Christan: Let's go pray to God
Atheist: Don't you mean Mr Stock
Christan: Oh yeah duh
*Handshake*
by Lolxdfunnt October 23, 2019
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Stocke

latin word for drama tends to get wet very easily quite amusing in a thong
Man i hit that pussy that shit was such a Stocke
by Johnnyintoxicated June 9, 2018
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