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Spider Egg

when something sucks so much it spawns more things that suck, but don't go away. When a spider lays its eggs, you don't see much, but then soon it opens and 10000 more devils spawn come out.
Person A: Did you hear that new song, Anaconda?

Person B: Yea, it was a pile of spider eggs
by notabadguy January 27, 2015
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spider loaf

by spider loaf December 11, 2017
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Spider Milk

Passion juices created by a lady. Also good for cuticles and nose infections and sore throats
Hey babe, you got some spider milk for me, I have a sore throat
by Leg lady June 12, 2018
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spider bark

To pass gas, to fart, gasses passing through the anus causing various fluttering or squealing noises
What was that sound that came from your butt and smells bad grandpa? That was a spider bark, my boy.
by Dix Fix July 19, 2018
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Spider's Web

You and the lads each buy individual electric fly swatters, sit in chairs, then place the electric fly swatters over your genitals. One of you then puts pornography on a phone or larger screen for all to view. The goal is to not get an erection, to therefore not get an electrocuted penis.
"Hey man wanna do a spider's web?"

"Fuck no, dude it felt like I burnt my dick off last time."
by j7mc July 30, 2018
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Spider like fingers

You pronounce spider like 'speeder' spider like fingers comes from a fanfiction I once read when I was six, I will never be the same.
You see that izaya lad over there with that girl who looks traumatised he has spider like fingers
by I can crack my neck August 18, 2018
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Spider Oof

A creature in roblox created by god

It speaks despacito
Spider oof: Go commit deathspacito

Me: OOF
by Despaufoo February 7, 2019
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