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Sphank

A way of giving your thanks, gratitude, and affection when someone does something that worth making you say thanks for. It can be used at any given time, place, situation, and setting. It could also mean to spank someone, whether they've been bad, or naughty bad.... mmmmmm. It could also be used in a gangsta form, sphanksta. It's for douche bags who's too sphanksta to say gangsta.
Hey Daisy, sphanks for the blowjob the other day, I really needed that.

Wahhh i dont wanna get sphanked, it hurts like a mo' fucker'

Ohh yea baby sphank me harder harder, YES.

Jim: Yo ma nigga Joey, whachu be doin' up this late at night?

Corey: Why is he talking like that?
Joey: I don't know, I think he thinks he too spanksta, when he's just a rich white-boy douche bag that lives in Brooklyn.
by Geramikhail August 2, 2011
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sphincterbater

A sphincterbater although sometimes female, is usually a male of homosexual preferences that gets a feeling of exctasy out of fingering their own anus.
MrPhat was caught by his mother sphincterbating the other night.
by ZEN 1 March 1, 2005
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sphincter blink

An involuntary response to an action or stimulus.
I do a sphincter blink every time I hear a car backfire.
by Herb N. Dictionary October 25, 2002
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sphinctered

sphinctered,to be off ones head, totally not in control, physically or mentally whether that be caused by drugs, alcohol, or something else
went to an allnighter with some mates,could,nt hardly stand up, we were well sphinctered when we left
by dirtbox July 24, 2006
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sphymomanometer

The doctor used a sphymomanometer on me today!
by lid nizzie April 18, 2008
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sphincterocracy

A government comprised of assholes.
The Bush Administration is a sphincterocracy.
by flergenblergen December 9, 2008
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sphinct

(verb) to have anal sex with a girl.
Bob: "Dude, did you sphinct her?"
Joe: "Did I what?"
Bob: "Sphinct her. You know, did you have anal sex with her?"
Joe: "Yeah. And ohhh, I get it now; sphinct her, like sphincter... nice."
by josh_SLC January 27, 2010
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