The act in which you orgasm in a promptly manner and continue to have intercourse with your flaccid penis.
by turdfergason January 28, 2016

1. what a man has, when he's both a grower AND a shower (i.e. not YOU, shorty!)
2. A break that you need to be ready to abandon at any time.
2. A break that you need to be ready to abandon at any time.
1. That nigga's gotta soft five, no wonder I can't compete!
2. Any time your wife says "take five" on your day off, and there are chores left, just know that it's a soft five.
2. Any time your wife says "take five" on your day off, and there are chores left, just know that it's a soft five.
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada December 18, 2018

by Ty Baker November 5, 2011

“I tried that sushi spot Kevin said suck the other day and it was really cheap and good he soft gatekeeping us”
by RicoShlong January 27, 2022

Guy 1: Dude, check out the monster 20inch rims on that truck!
Guy 2: Total soft-roader.
Look at that soft roader going past - looks like it's gonna tip over going around the corner.
Guy 2: Total soft-roader.
Look at that soft roader going past - looks like it's gonna tip over going around the corner.
by Archetypicalone April 13, 2011

Mom! We don't have a box for this Christmas Sweater i'm giving Dad. I guess i'll have to soft wrap if with the wrapping paper and tape.
by ProfessorSnuggles April 3, 2016

Jerking off and almost climaxing before instantly turning soft, due to your sister's loud singing in the hallway.
"My sister totally turned me flaccid during my fap-time, this time it was a Disney song. That's my third soft molly this week!"
by squidge winkle August 6, 2011
