"Cash is tight during the holidays so I'll have to slutstitute. After I prostitute during the day, I'll start slutting my ass out at night so we will have someplace to eat."
by Idiocracy December 8, 2012
Get the Slutstitute mug.1. When someone gets way too drunk and/or gets drunk enough that they feel that re-enacting the character played by Jimmy Smits in the "Tommyknockers" by walking drunk out of a 2nd story window is a good idea. This means they are drunk enough to do anything up to or equaling the level of drunken jackassery it takes to walk out of a 2nd story window.
2. A way of explaining that you are getting drunk on the down-low.
2. A way of explaining that you are getting drunk on the down-low.
1. "Yeah, I pretty much turned into Jimmy Smits last night, called my ex up, and told her to suck a cheeta's dick." or "I was thinking about choking the bitch, but I figured I'd turn into Jimmy Smits instead."
2. "My Dad just got home, but I assure you I'm Jimmy Smits."
2. "My Dad just got home, but I assure you I'm Jimmy Smits."
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Extreme mental suffering the morning after an intense night of tripping, typically from ingesting heavy doses of cough syrup
by Dr. Drank November 2, 2008
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a very obnoctiuos girl that fluants her sex life around to people and loves to have morning sex and tells everyone that she has 5 different guys every week and likes to pretend that shes pregnant. very very trashy! and thinks fighting people is cool which makes her look like a lizbo butch. needs to grow up and become a respectful WOMEN.
a very obnoctiuos girl that fluants her sex life around to people and loves to have morning sex and tells everyone that she has 5 different guys every week and likes to pretend that shes pregnant. very very trashy! and thinks fighting people is cool which makes her look like a lizbo butch. needs to grow up and become a respectful WOMEN.
by green hair June 5, 2009
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by thedash5582 August 16, 2012
Get the slutstick mug.The practice of blending two names together to form a ship name.
Some name smushes are Bangel, Spuffy, LoVe, Clex, and Snarry. Harmony is a modified name smush.
Some name smushes are Bangel, Spuffy, LoVe, Clex, and Snarry. Harmony is a modified name smush.
Cutesy name smushing is annoying, but so are obscure pairing names like The Government Stole My Toad.
by zuffix January 1, 2009
Get the name smushing mug.Person 1: The priest daughter is such a Slutty Slutson. I heard she sleeps with at leas 1 guy every second.
Person 2: Stop it mom shes my lesbian lover.
Person 2: Stop it mom shes my lesbian lover.
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