Definitions by Idiocracy
Lazyvist
"Man I was gonna join march in the Elderly Disabled Minority Veteran Homosexual Marijuana Patient's Rights Awareness Campaign but shit I'm such a lazyvist."
Slutstitute
"Cash is tight during the holidays so I'll have to slutstitute. After I prostitute during the day, I'll start slutting my ass out at night so we will have someplace to eat."
Slutstitute by Idiocracy December 8, 2012