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sleep wall

Sleep wall • noun • that feeling you get when you feel like you're going to fall asleep but then it passes and you're fine. Often afflicts those with PopTart deficiencies. Those who do not suffer from sleep walls are known to be excellent spellers. Causes include watching too much Dexter and Breaking Bad. Tennis players are at high risk.
"Dude, you hit a sleep wall. You should eat some PopTarts and stop watching so much Dexter..."

"I do not have sleep walls, because I am good at anagrams and can define the word 'retrogress'."
by smug. (: December 27, 2011
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Sleep stupid

Incoherent utterings after being awakened from a nap or sound sleep. The inability to process lucid thought due to sleepiness or altered states of consciousness.
I'll tell you how the movie ends tomorrow, you're so sleep stupid right now the ending won't make any sense.
by tcjohnson May 2, 2012
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sleep gripnea

1. The sensation, after having just awoken, of having incredibly weak grip
I was fighting my girlfriend for the covers, but I couldn't hold on because of my sleep gripnea, and she won.
by mattdc January 10, 2014
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Sleep Fagalysis

A gay man/woman that wishes they could get with a straight man/woman so much, that they begin to see images of that person in their rooms at night, hoping for sexual advancements. Typically occurs before falling asleep or after waking up.
I wish I could get with bob so much that I had another episode of sleep fagalysis last night.
by Twightman May 9, 2014
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sleep drive

The instinctual desire of your body to sleep above any other activity. This is recognised most easily when lying next to a horny, ambitious and less sleepy partner. However, it is sometimes experienced among bored master-baters and in this case, it's time to rethink one's life.
As I get older, my sex drive is the same...it's just that my sleep drive has gone up.
by J Mango July 5, 2016
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Sleep

"Hey i actually got sleep"
by A FUCKIN DUCK March 12, 2017
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sleeget

The word that people accidentally use when they text someone but they really mean to say sleep.
Plenty time to sleeget
by Gutter53 June 8, 2017
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