(noun)
An individual who, when faced with scrutiny or suspicion, takes actions to appear innocent or virtuous solely to evade investigation or potential consequences, rather than out of genuine goodness or moral character.
-- This term is often used to describe someone who employs manipulative tactics or engages in superficial acts to deflect attention away from their questionable behavior or to deter further probing into their actions.
An individual who, when faced with scrutiny or suspicion, takes actions to appear innocent or virtuous solely to evade investigation or potential consequences, rather than out of genuine goodness or moral character.
-- This term is often used to describe someone who employs manipulative tactics or engages in superficial acts to deflect attention away from their questionable behavior or to deter further probing into their actions.
Person A: "Did you hear about Mark? He donated a large sum of money to charity after news of his financial misconduct broke out."
Person B: "Yeah, but I doubt he did it out of the goodness of his heart. He's just a skilled Skirt-Dodger trying to avoid getting caught and investigated further."
Person B: "Yeah, but I doubt he did it out of the goodness of his heart. He's just a skilled Skirt-Dodger trying to avoid getting caught and investigated further."
by ahundredovens July 25, 2023
Get the Skirt-Dodgermug. To man-skirt someone, to have “kilt” them; having insulted, outsmarted or defeated. Variation is Scottish man-skirted.
“Toby man-skirted me in tennis yesterday.”
“Karen really man-skirted with that post on Instagram this morning.”
“Karen really man-skirted with that post on Instagram this morning.”
by The Elvis Pressley April 18, 2019
Get the Man-skirtedmug. A sub genre or scat pornography in which the main female participant is wearing a white skirt, until it's suddenly covered with their own fecal matter. Hence the name, "brown-skirting".
by psyguy2020 September 30, 2022
Get the Brown-Skirtingmug. A place where only women can go. bisexual, bicurious and straight women can go to this club or kind of party, for a new experience with other women.
by Moonmarie June 15, 2022
Get the Skirt clubmug. by Z lady September 9, 2020
Get the Smarty skirtmug. At school, to get dress-coded about your skirt. Usually they make you change into the gym clothes or go home.
by Merpa November 27, 2022
Get the To get skirtedmug.