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by BichAndTheFritoGoUpMyAss October 2, 2020

Super Shmeat

An extremely big shmeat, still extremely small though.

Michael Morgan has a super shmeat.

by mrffototy February 18, 2021

Pooh'sHmear

"When one preps one's hair and attempts to 'lock it down' with Alberto VO5 hairspray to ensure no F'uups on grade school, highschool, corporate picture day; unfortunately unaware that mother nature or the universe *Pooh'sHmeared one's hair out of form along top of forehead without one's self realizing the impromptu pooh'SHmear modification & too late to remediate before the camera picture bulb flashes & solidifies the "pooh'SHmear-look" in the analog(s) of history permanently.

Nice pooh'SHmear Bud...
Whatcha mean Bro(?)...
C'mon Bud, are you serious(?)..
Didn't you notice during smoke break outside the wind Effed with your hairspray & left you a noggin laden pooh'SHmear.
Golly Bud.

by The Real Brian McHale November 29, 2022

Ella Sima

Ella is a person

Ella Sima

by :HARDERDADDY: April 16, 2023

hotdog shmeater

the smallest stinkiest cock in town

you have a hotdog shmeater

by gaysssasss December 23, 2023

drakes shmeat

the biggest thing on earth it's bigger then the world serpent

wow i took drakes shmeat in my munt last night and now I'm paralyzed from the neck down.

by drakes shmeat April 1, 2024

dab n’ shmear

The art of ejaculating semen on your partner’s body, then using the dick as a paint brush to shmear said semen in a potential artistic fashion. Traditionally on their face.

(Partner speaking) Tonight, when we get home, I want you to dab n’ shmear my face.

by eck07 November 21, 2018